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The Jason

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About Me

I was born a poor Asian child in 1976 and was raised on the mean streets of Creve Coeur, Missouri. I grew up to be a middle class black man who now dominates priests, plumbers and pornstars in pickup basketball at recreation centers around the globe. I know how to use a miter saw...and I've been known to cold slap a bitch for stepping on my Air Jordans. I regulate...
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My Interests

Learning Guitar. Volunteering. Creating crafty stuff...(No, I'm not gay). Painting. Improving Cooking Skills. Landscaping. Camping. Salsa/Merengue/Bachata/Cha Cha. Designated Driving :)...& Photography.

I'd like to meet:

Down to earth folks who are into creating, volunteering and being outdoors...

Music:

Stereolab, Seal, Sade, Michael Jones, Frank Sinatra, Komeda, B-52s, Bebel Gilberto, The Sea and Cake, Zero 7, Fleetwood Mac, The Shins, Tom Petty, West Indian Girl, George Winston, Sonic Youth, Ivy, The Cardigans, Kings Of Convenience, Coldplay, Smashing Pumpkins, Eva Cassidy, Pearl Jam, Tenacious D, Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, The Four Tops, The Isley Brothers, Lenny Kravitz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, U2, Led Zeppelin, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Spazmatics, Bob Seger, A Tribe Called Quest, Mission To The Sea, Bibio, Kiln

Movies:

I see a movie in a theater approximately every 3-4 months. My DVD player is pretty dusty...

Television:

Don't watch much TV. Honestly...Its off now in fact.

Books:

Currently reading, "Worlds Art: The Essential Illustrated History" & "The Artists Handbook".

Heroes:

My Nana. She puts playdo in light sockets. I can only dream of being that brave...

My Blog

Chocolate Observations 18: London...so far.

(insert British accent.....now) Hello friendly bloke, its your Hershey tour guide. Whilst I have a few spare moments I would like to share with you a few observations I have compiled.1. Everyone in L...
Posted by The Jason on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Chocolate Observations 17: One Mans Guide To The Races

Hello humans. Its me. The black banana split. Topped with smooth, yet somewhat gooey chocolate sauce. Kinda nutty and whipped creamy. Although I don’t have a white banana&hmm, probably need to...
Posted by The Jason on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST

Chocolate Observations 16: Gnu Jeers Resolooshowns

Hello prodigal carbon based lifeform. Welcome home and back to your safe haven of observations that are so chocolatey. Its time to bid adieu to 2007 and welcome Two-Thousand and Ocho in with a nice ...
Posted by The Jason on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:41:00 PST

Chocolate Observations: Women...

The question has been posed to me on MANY occassions regarding why I always seem to be single...Most of my friends think I'm picky...and that is true. Yes, I do develop little crushes on girls here a...
Posted by The Jason on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST

Chocolate Observations 15: Return of the Negrito

Hello fellow humans. Welcome to another long overdue edition of chocolate observations. I am your host Ha-son. Please be gentle with your comments after you read...After all I am only a ghetto cave...
Posted by The Jason on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

Birthday Blog...

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who came out to my birthday party. All of you are special to me in your own way and I appreciate you helping make my getting old somewhat painless :). For ...
Posted by The Jason on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

Chocolate Observations 14

Hello humans. Welcome to the blog that is so chocolatey and observant. 1. I've formed a band called "Acoustic Taint" consisting of me on vocals, me on guitar and me on any computer driven instrumen...
Posted by The Jason on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

Chocolate Observations...Volume 13

What up human. I haven't written a blog in 3 weeks (wow)...and I know my fan has been just itching to read what I've been up too. Lets get to it...1. Peeing in a womens bathroom isn't so bad! I mi...
Posted by The Jason on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

Chocolate Observations...Volume 12

Whats up human :) Please enjoy. 1. Apparently I have many short friends. If you look at ALL my pictures I'm always the tallest person. Someone make an NBA player my friend. 2. I grew up in St. L...
Posted by The Jason on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

Chocolate Observations...Volume Once.

Hello humans. Welcome to the premier edition of Chocolate Observations for 2007. Please enjoy. Hands In Their Pants Time:A few of my female friends said their masturbation rate is about once ever...
Posted by The Jason on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST