Anything that makes me money. I love my family, I love my Shilo, I love my friends, and I love the twisted circle that everything else falls into. (just remember, with a whole lotta love comes a whole lotta hate!)
Movies:
HAHAHAHA......Yeah right, I've seen almost everyone.
Television:
Definitly number one is THE SOPRANOS, then Heroes, Prison Break, The Shield, 24, House, CSI, NCIS, and any other channel I flip it too and end up watching.
Books:
Holy Shit...I hate to read!(unless I have too.)
Heroes:
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she.........................................................
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......................................Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."America's Music Future...(more too come???)
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