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When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS!

You Can't Ignore My Techno

About Me

Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 68% Wonder Woman 63% Hulk 60% The Flash 50% Green Lantern 45% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 40% Robin 37% Spider-Man 35% Batman 35% Superman 35% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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My Interests

I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE THAT LITTLE SAYING ABOUT THE WORD "ASSUME", I HATE THE LOONEY TUNES, I HATE DONNIE DARKO, I HATE PUFFINS, I HATE MICHAEL SCOTT, I HATE GUYS WHO USE THE TERM "MY OLD LADY", I HATE GEORGE THURGOOD I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO HANK HILL IMPERSONATIONS this list will grow...

Music:

Rarely The Velvet Underground

Movies:

Television shows on DVD

Television:

The O.C., The Office, Scrubs, Star Trek Voyager, NCIS, The Boondocks, Home Movies, Daria, Arrested Development

Books:

Spoon River Anthalogy

My Blog

A Banner for War and Self Esteem

Slowly coming to a realization that I may be a complete freakin' messGot a job, kinda hate it, but that seems to be the normal way everyone feels about workingWorking to the point where I don't have t...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

No Poetry In What You Do

Been having dreams where a girl stabs me in the chest with a ball point pen and the only other thing I remember from the dream is that somehow I deserved it Hungry to the point where It feels like som...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

Proud To Be An American ...(continues humming)

That title really had nothing to do with the election, although I do feel some positive steps were made. And it definitly has nothing to do with the fact that my car is making noises somewhere between...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

She Wants Revenge

So everyone knows there are few things less cool than wearing a shirt for the band you are seeing while at the show.One thing lamer is when a band wears there own merchandise.This is even lamer than t...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

Miles Before I Sleep

A true story...While walking home from a party on Victor at the house of Damien and Chelsea me and my friend John Webb were stopped by two young black men. Of these two men, one was carrying what appe...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:26:00 PST

Like Dylan in The Movies

Finished feeling the way I did Wine and beer Wine and books Subtle Suicide Attempts Kill Your Soul The Price of Becoming a Better Non-Fiction Author This weekend Chicago/ Lollapalooza I don't Lov...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:18:00 PST

Of men and Supermen

In less than sixty seconds I plan on waking my sleeping girlfriend by yelling "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" and throwing a glass of water on her.I may be looking for a date this weekend.
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:33:00 PST

If being normal was cool, maybe I could be on the Real World

  New Weird Matthew thing... For one week. (starting when I woke up this morning) I am only eating fruits, vegetables, and vitamins. They can be raw or cooked. However I am am eating nothing else...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U in a fucking coffin

That subject actually isn't directed at anybody. I swear I was feeling fine only an hour ago. I really need to get away from this city for a little while. Luckily I am leaving for a two day Chica...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:55:00 PST

Anderson Township

Going through an incredibly short list of people I knew in highschool and how often I talk to them now, I apologize for any misspellings of names. I don't know if I should feel like a jerk for not tal...
Posted by When God Gives You AIDS make lemonAIDS! on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST