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Clarissa Loden

all you need is beers and pussy.

About Me

I'm going to graduate school so I no longer have to be a waitress.

"Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love." - L. Tolstoy

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS: mail, males, music, butter, good hair days, french food, boobs, air conditioning, platform flipflops, freud, driving in the left lane, the smell of chocolate, being right, tequila, coffee, sparkeling water, psychoanalytic therapy, baby brussel sprouts, finding money when doing laundry, sneezing, and artichokes.

My Interests

Spending money that isn't mine.

I'd like to meet:

Abe Lincoln (total hottie), Hemmingway, and Johnny Cash.

Music:

Rolling Stones, Jack Johnson, Tool, The Afghan Whigs, and the Dixie Chicks.

Movies:

N. Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber, Blow, The Weatherman, Donnie Darko, The Aristocrats.

Television:

Mine got struck by lightening.

Books:

House of Leaves, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden, Versos sencillos, Goethe.

My Flixster

Heroes:

My mom.