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jems

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About Me


You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.

Outgoing


75%

Nice


69%

Immature


56%

Fun


50%

Shy


44%

mean


25%

Dramatic


25%

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Cyanide & Happiness @ a href="May 15 2007 5:15POnce upon a time, ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, ~~~~~~~~ self-assured Emo princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat, ~~~~~~~~ contemplating ecological issues and cutting herself ~~~~~~~~ on the shores of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the Emo princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ and said: " Elegant Emo Lady, ~~~~~~~ I was once the handsome prince, Gerard Way, ~~~~~~~~ until an evil Chav cast a spell upon me and pulled my hair. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, ~~~~~~~~ and I will turn back ~~~~~~~~ into the dapper, young Emo, self harming, self centred prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry and call our kids Live Fire & It Hurts So Bad. ~~~~~~~~ We can then set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, hug me when I cry in the dark, ~~~~~~~~ and forever ~~~~~~~~ feel grateful and happy doing so. ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the Emo princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sautéed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a Frost Jacks Cider ~~~~~~~ and Crisps, ~~~~~~~~ she chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't f *** ing think so.

My Interests

Television:

i like eastenders,sponge bob, ed, edd and eddy, trisha, spaced, Peep show,top gear,family guy, league of gentlemen,Sex & the city but my fav 2 men on Tv are jeremy clarkson and jeremy kyle oh yeahhh

Books:

i'll give anything a read.. books= cool

Heroes:

Erm well i do believe that i'm Robert Plants secret love child but Mother refuses to admit it!!