We are simple cats. Our day starts with cleaning our genitals. Then we eat some of our dry food (witch is just crappy animal by-products). Then we continue to tear up the toilet paper so when our master comes home he has to use a towel. Then We sleep. After a few hours we deceide its time to tear up the trash and eat some real food! Moldy cheese is the best! then we sleep. Then we wake up and shortly after sleep. Then our master comes home. He feeds us wet mush, then we sleep. When he goes to bed, its time for us to go crazy and run amuck around the house.Life is grand.
