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About Me

I want to move to San Francisco. It has been five marvelous years in this puddle town of Portland. Great things beyond my wildest dreams have come true. Zoobomb, The Sprockettes, Show Me The Pink, Gravity Girls, UM86, Vinyl Killers, The Nightmare Collective, Mississippi May, house shows, bike rides, misadventures, roller skating, the bluffs, the list goes on.

GUESS WHAT?:
Have you heard of RAD AMERICA? You may be a part of it and you didn't know. Are you tired of the anti-fun movement? The Radness is around and it is getting together. Blue states, east and west coast, Canada and Mexico. South America can be in Rad America too. Join RAD! America and the FUN movement. The new Renaissance is upon us......Oh, and I have a MY BLOG HERE Agent Chaos Productions.

Also:
fifthandcouch.blogspot.com

My Interests

SPROCKETTES, gypsy dancing, rollerskating, woostercollective, travel kids, learning new bike tricks, free art on other people's stuff, swinjart, firedancing, staying up late, social movements, fun movements, The New Reanaissance, black metal, biodiesel, helicopters that run on biodeisel, helicopters that produce water instead of CO2, plants that grow through the pavement, plants that eat garbage, plant's that eat bugs, plants that heal people, sticker art, tallbikes and everyform thereof, dancing, learning, pushing the limits.

I'd like to meet:

THE SPROCKETTES BADASSOSSITY TOUR BLOG

Music:

Lady Soveriegn. C.S.S. Os Mutantes. Japanther. M.I.A. Show Me The Pink. Lily Allen. Fleshtone. Le Tigre. Blonde Redhead. Fugazi. Isis. At The Gates. Form of Rocket. Against Me! Radiohead. Starlight Mints. Clouded. Murz. Sole. Dose One. James Brown (R.I.P.) Twisted Sister. Rush. AC/DC. Rolling Stones. Kruder and Dorfmeister. DJ Shadow. DJ Spooky. Euromotion. Postal Service. Cave in. Queen. Wham! The Cure. Peaches. Soophie Nun Squad. Lightning Bolt. Japanther. Patsy Cline. Golgol Bordello. Estradosphere. Shitstorm. Hooker. DangerMouse. gypsy punk. old time blues. black metal with emo breakdowns. Oh GOD I need new music!

Heroes:

UM86. SwinjART! Emma Goldman. Swoon. David Choe. Left Fish. Frida. Jack Kerouak. Shannon Palermo. Keha. Frank Ghery. DaVinci. Kathleen Hannah. Michel Gondry. Bjork. Harmony Korine. Noelle. 100th monkey. Basquiat. Klutch. Nekia. Herbert Baglione. Monks that burn themselves in protest. Ram Bojim.

My Blog

Culture Pulp

Posted by Agent Chaos on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

Bike theif confrontation reinactment....

Bike theif foiled!!By Dan Kaufman...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

Agent bloggy blog.

Remember before caller ID?Well, that time has passed.Yeah, get used to it.So I got a new blog.If you like me or are curious why I say the things I say, well, I don't know either, but I will be sorting...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:55:00 PST

BICYCLE DANCE TEAMS?!?!

I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE OF EXCITEMENT!!!!!!Oh my god, I can't take it anymore. Guess what?THERE IS ANOTHER BIKE DANCE TEAM FROM CANADA!!!!!They are called the Velo Vixens and they have matching pre-s...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

Paris and I

I woke up this morning after hanging out with Paris Hilton for three hours in my dreams.We started off with some brunch with her family. She kept zoning out and text messaging people on her phone. I ...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

I have GYPSYMANIA

Lately I have had this most amazing discovery.It's music from around the world. It's a kind of music that teaches me a new way of dancing. It's the kind of music that keeps me up all night, moving. I ...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST

The Amazing Rubber Elbow!

It was a fateful summer night in Seattle, august fourth I believe.The night commemorated the tenth annual Dead Baby Downhill Raceday. The Sprockettes (minibikedanceteam) came up to perform for emeral...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:56:00 PST

The Official Sprockettes Invitational Schedule

When: NOVEMBER 17-19thWhat: The Sprockettes Invitational!Who:You!!!You are officially invited to attend The Sprockettes' first ever bike event. We have put together all TWENTY THREE heads of the pink...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

Mutant Bike Gang Historama

This winter I will be compiling a history of the Mutant Bike Gangs that started in America around 1992 and tracing their history and sphere's of influence to what it is today. I need stories, early fl...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST

Ta dah! Today rules!

So Life turns around and spins me again. I think I have lost direction and that is exactly where I am supposed to be going. Last night I took Buff Monster to the strip clubs and ran into m...
Posted by Agent Chaos on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST