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Dale

Lock Up Yer Daughters, Yer Wives & Yer Mammas!

About Me

There's two things in this world I'm good at-drinkin' & screwin'. If yer a dude, let's get messed up. If yer a chick....you figure it out. I started out as a roadie for Sknynard, 'till they turned out to be a-holes. In between stints in the local pokey for stuff I didn't do, I ran my own tranny repair shop with my buddy Buck, 'til the fire. Glad that investigation's over. I now consider myself to be a professional beer drinker and freelance bounty hunter. I live outside of town with my ol' lady TLC (Trixie Lee Cooter), and spend most of my time with my buddies drinkin' beer & workin' on my van. plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com music / movies
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My Interests

DFP-Drinkin', Fightin', & Poon Watchin', off roadin', watchin' Burt Reynold's movies, workin' on my van.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody I can get messed up with.

Music:

Skynard, AC/DC, Sabbath, Ozzy, Crue, Krokus, Steppenwolf, anything I can drink beer, kick some ass or screw to.

Movies:

Smokey & The Bandit 1 & 2 (not 3), Cannonball Run, Porky's, Debbie Does Dallas (All of 'em).

Television:

Monster Trucks, Dukes of Hazzard, CMT & ladies gymnastics (good butt shots).

Books:

Swank & Beaver Hunt

Heroes:

Burt Reynolds, Randy Rhodes

My Blog

Cinco the Mayo

So, ol' Dale ain't been postin' nothin' fer a real long assed time. I ain't got no excuses except fer the damned computer got reposessed by the repo man. I was gonna head up to the library to do my in...
Posted by Dale on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:09:00 PST

BIG NEWS

I been gettin' a lot of people bitchin' at me lately cause I ain't wrote nothin' in my blog for a long assed time. Well, I know I said it before, but ol' Dale's been a busy bastard these days. The fre...
Posted by Dale on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

Weekend of Love with the ol' lady

Ol' Dale's gonna hafta apologize fer the delay in the blogs. For those of you that happened to read that crazy sumbitch Buck's blog last week, you know what's been goin' down. But if you ain't been re...
Posted by Dale on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

Weekend

Since the freelance bounty hunter business has been slow lately, I've been devoting more of my time to my other passion-drinkin'. Me, Buck and this sumbitch named T-bag Johnson had one hellava night S...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:56:00 PST

Birthday

Well, my birthday went down in the history books as one of the drunkest, craziest, sumbitchenist weeks ever. Me, Buck & an old roofin' buddy of mine, Baked Bean started drinking the Mexican fire w...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:15:00 PST

First postin'

This damn rain better quit, or me and Jesus gonna have a talk. It's cuttin' in to my outside interests of poon watchin', and I don't mean birds, you sissies. Hell of a party a few weeks ago. Gotta get...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:57:00 PST