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About Me

I'm so good I wanna slap myself


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Beer drinkers.wine lovers.business owners.travelers.dreamers.old school smokers.tattoo artists.photographers.writers.teachers.cooks.people who can whistle and snap.
How to make a bitchface
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
5 parts silliness
1 part ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Blog

general rant

You ever feel like you're at one of those crossroads in your life where you have too many choices to choose? That's how my life has felt for the last 6 months but mostly for the last 3. I don't know w...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:52:00 GMT

being like my mother...

While working today I recalled a conversation I had with my mom the evening prior and deemed it blog worthy. My mother and I are similar creatures in many ways. I'd like to think/hope/dream that were ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:44:00 GMT

Evolution: you decide

The information listed below can be credited to "borrowed time" I was always confused as to why some Christians did not want to accept evolution.  I just thought that maybe because it showed a Go...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT

I’ve joined the gym and I’m getting much more than excersise

My birthday gift from erin was a gym membership. I've never been a member of a gym or any other facility that has locker rooms and showers included. When in school, I always thought it was weird that ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:44:00 GMT

Vandalism!!!! In the name of the lord?

Today, while driving down the street, I saw a white Dodge Neon with some vandalism on it. This is not the first tme in my life I have seen a car with strange markings or tagging on it, but today's enc...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:22:00 GMT

Capitalism At It's Best

Thanks Mary!All about capitalism ..... goverment style! Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:14:00 GMT

travelers

All of us are travelers lost,our tickets arranged at a costunknown and beyond our means.This odd itinerary of scenes--enigmatic, strange, unreal--leaves us unsure how to feel.No postmortem journe...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:59:00 GMT

mullet haiku

Dime toss carnie boyPickin' his candy corn teethGrowed hisself a rat tail 'doTanned red man with hairSmokes Marlboro Reds for bad breathShops at garage salesSchool is for pussiesMop floor at Quick-E-M...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:36:00 GMT

call at 3am

I would like to let you all know about one of the strangest phone calls of my life. It all happened at 311am on Wed Nov. 30th. I was sleeping on the couch soundly when I was abrubtly awoke by my phone...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:41:00 GMT

magnetic poetry

  6/05 I make fire in her clit She will burn your mouth Dripping on you Fever lava explodes Tremble with pleasure Moan frantically my delicious lover   9/05 My delicate whisper chants eterni...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:17:00 GMT