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MARK

True-life: Imma myspacer

About Me

Good news! I was at the mall the other day, and I finally beat one of those Chinese kids, you know - the ones with the headbands and track suits, in Dance Dance Revolution. It was awesome!

My Interests

Bacon Cheeseburgers, tons of mayo, and plenty of porno movies.

I'd like to meet:

The little guy from Webster, Alf, Mini-Me, oh and Cheryl Burke...she's purdy

Music:

i think hilary duff's new album is groovy

Movies:

Anything where Debbie does some city...you know what i mean...

Television:

The Joys of Painting with Bob Ross

Books:

Kama Sutra - the book has got lots of pictures and very little words

Heroes:

I think Borat is my favorite. He's got the best costume...the "Mankini"