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Empress of Australia

Being Pope is a lot like being a Drag Queen

About Me


You have been marked on my profile map! Click to make your own visitor map.I'm one of those people who will sit here for hours writing and rewriting this part of the profile trying to make sure that I get "me" excellently described without missing anything. You read these things and you definitely don't want people walking away going "man, what a bitch" or something like that so consequently people put a LOT of various things in here so you get the full scope of who they are. I think my page describes who I am very well, and this is simply a guide since it's near the top of the page. I have a lot of different reputations, some of which i'm very happy with and others I could live without. But I'm very blunt and very honest. I enjoy the truth, whether it's something that I have to work through to be okay with or something that I'm encouraged by. I live by a few creeds, most of which serve me well. (1) Speak your mind at all times. How will people know if I don't say what's on my mind? (2) Love the Lord my God with all my heart, mind, strength...and love my fellow man with that same intensity. If I can love God who I can't see, but can't love the person next to me then how is that anything but stupid? (3) Make the choices that seem best and suffer the consequences if there are any. How do you grow unless you make some mistakes? And how do you get strong unless you're convinced of the things you believe and stand up for them? I am attracted to a variety of different people, but i'm absolutely fascinated with human beings and the many adventures that we've all been on. I love meeting people. I like challenging people to be better people. I like challenging myself through the people I meet. I don't date much, but it's mostly because a lot of the people I meet are...well, stupid. I'm very attracted to guys (yes you read that right) with dark hair so I'm prone to go for Italians and Greeks, haha. But personality will catch me as fast as a cute face and nice body. If you're confident in yourself, then i'm confident that you can impress me. A person with a stronger personality than mine is ALWAYS someone I find incredibly sexy. I'm approachable, so take a chance and say hello. Aaron --
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You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 76% Green Lantern 75% The Flash 70% Iron Man 70% Robin 63% Catwoman 60% Spider-Man 55% Hulk 55% Supergirl 51% Superman 50% Batman 40% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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You scored as Rogue. Rogue is a strong but tragic personality. She loves Gambit. Because of her mutant powers, she cannot touch anyone without hurting them. Therefore, she longs for human contact. However, this southern gal's strong personality has allowed her to deal with this. Powers: Absorbs lifeforce and powers by touch, Super strength, and flight

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Jean Grey


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Nightcrawler


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Storm


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Cyclops


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Beast


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Iceman


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Emma Frost


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Colossus


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Wolverine


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Gambit


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Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
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Name: Aaron M. Stewart
Birthday: March 16th, 1977 (you can still buy presents if you missed it)
Birthplace: Sydney, Australia
Current Location: Huntsville, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown with red tint because I dyed it a while back
Height: 5' 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexterous
Your Heritage: Australian, Texan, Scottish, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Tennis shoes from Prada
Your Weakness: Cheesecake and the men that bring it to me
Your Fears: twinks. they aren't real. I think they're probably robots. Not very well made robots, but robots nonetheless. And roaches. Twinks and roaches.
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese and Pepperoni. And sometimes I fancy canadian bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want to apply for the check. If it's going to be misery honey I want to get paid fo' it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm going to kill your entire family
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope I get this boy's name right
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes. And possibly my ass
Your Bedtime: somewhere between 3am and 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: if i'm missing a memory that means I don't remember it right? this is a stupid question
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - it's a drink AND a drug!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - sometimes the drive thru guy forgets to take your money and you get a free meal!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single - group dates are a polite way to say orgy and i'm not that kind of girl except on weekends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither - Iced tea is an abomination and both brands are absolutely foul in any case
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, honey. But if Chocolate has money i'll take him too
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino - i'm immune to caffeine but it looks classier
Do you Smoke: very rarely
Do you Swear: almost constantly
Do you Sing: all the time baby!!!
Do you Shower Daily: of course - i wonder if anyone actually puts no on here.
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday. it's not even legal in any case so I try not to think about how stupid that is.
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if they come with lightning shows
Do you play an Instrument: I play 21 instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes - but not any illegal ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes - it was nice
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Huntsville's version of a mall is a large building with Bingo and a JCPenny's. No self respecting gay man would step foot in there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: is this a sex question? I think it's a sex question. No!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no - you can't be dumped when you're single
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i haven't had time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, but i've thought about it
Ever been Drunk: i'm Australian of course i've been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no - i'm always afraid of the alarms.
How do you want to Die: I want starfish to attack me on the beach and then I want to run into an oncoming freight train in my panic to get them off of me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: famous
What country would you most like to Visit: China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: my height or taller
Weight: in shape and proportional
Best Clothing Style: Express for Men or something remotely stylish. But sometimes bikers look hot too. All that leather
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't know how to answer this. I was sick a lot as a child so i'm sure well into the hundreds of thousands
Number of CDs I own: somewhere between 100 and 200
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Daniel Swahni - I really regret ever meeting that waste of a human being. Other than that pretty much nothing.
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My Interests


I couldn't resist putting this up. It's Ofra Haza, but look closely at the Queen with the big hair behind her, he is PERFORMING!!!!i have a wide range of things i like. anything is pretty interesting to me. I just like to experience stuff.Sports-wise, i love extreme sports and stuff that gets your adrenaline rushing. I also like sports that demand a lot out of you like gymnastics and rugby.Life-wise, i am in school for music so i really enjoy that. I like outdoorsy type stuff, hiking, running, working out. Adventure is the life for me. I get really spontaneous.Aside from that there really isn't a lot I WON'T do, or at least try. I just believe in adventure. It's in my blood.

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You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.

An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.

Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

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You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Athena
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.

You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.

You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

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I'm interested in meeting anyone who can hold an intelligent conversation. In the event that you cannot hold an intelligent conversation, though, you may compensate by doing one of the following things. (1) have an outrageous sense of humour and a good sense of fun. (2) Be an incredible kisser, in which case we won't be doing much talking now will we?Not looking to date anyone, as mentioned above but also not NOT looking to date anyone - which basically means that I'm really enjoying my life in Singleland, but definitely leave room open for those who would dare to enter the world of dating me. I have no preface for meeting people except you should exist, be unapologetic about who you are and not fake, and that's really about it.If you're a girl and you feel awkward about saying hi, one thing I've found that helps is bringing a cute and fun gay guy with you to introduce to me. Then after we hit it off you have TWO people to take you out and make you feel beautiful.

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Music:

I have a lot of music that I listen to. I like music that affects me in some way, whether it's forcing me to get up and dance (which I love) or just making me bawl my eyes out. (yes it's true...i am a man who is not afraid to cry...crying is sexy)Shakira!!!!!!!!!!! Levi Kreis, Eric Himan, Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos, Eva Cassidy, Madonna, Gwen Stefani, Evanesence, Plumb, Burlap To Cashmere, Beyonce Knowels, Britney Spears, (YES I TYPED BRITNEY SPEARS!!!) Christina Aguilera, Darlene Zschech, Misty Edwards, Christina Milian, Tamia, Aretha Franklin (who does a FIERCE Nessun Dorma I might add), Mariah Carey, Stevie Wonder, Kelly Clarkson, The Medieval Baebes, Rebecca Luker, Libera, Natasha Bedinfield, Cobra Starship, Ofra Haza Regina Spektor, Dolly Parton, Danity Kane, Within Temptation, Michael Buble, Vanessa Mae, Diana Damrau, Delerium...are some of the bands/musicians that affect me... width="425" height="350" ..I don't know how I feel about this song yet...

Movies:

Steel Magnolias, always a favourite.all movies were preceded by the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith which i thought needed more sex scenes personally.mmmmmmm....a movie with my wife AND my husband in it, i thought they would never do that.Also, I have to admit that I love the movie Wise Girls, which stars Mira Sorvino and some other girl and features the incredible talent of someone who I feel has the potential to really bring Classic Hollywood back to us. Yes, you guessed it...the multi talented and brilliant actress...Mariah Carey.Oh yes...I mean THAT Mariah Carey and you HAVE to watch this movie. I nearly died.Sordid Lives has become one of my favourite movies as well. It was "Senshus""Angels" by Within Temptation...

Television:

i'm not a big TV buff, I usually wait for the DVD sets to come out because there are no commercials and I don't have to wait an entire week to see the next episode. But some of my favourites have been Buffy the Vampire Slayer (seasons 4-7, mainly because Willow goes gay and then tries to blow up the world - which is what happens when you let lesbians do magic). CSI Las Vegas and I sometimes enjoy the Miami one too. I haven't seen a lot of the other offshoot CSI things. I'm in love with George Eads (Nick) which is why I stuck to that one. Smallville, Medium, Desperate Housewives (where exactly do you find a gardener like that?), Family Guy, Absolutely Fabulous, Sex and the City, Stargate Atlantis (I really liked the pilot for this one). I get a wide range of shows when I actually sit down and watch stuff... width="425" height="350" .. Diana Damrau sings the Queen of the Night's Vengeance Aria - it's amazing.

Books:

Harry Potter, The Wheel of Time, uhm...i think i read my American Foreign Policy Book at some point.I'm a total book person but i don't really have a specific thing to read. I'll pick up harry potter and then pick up Agatha Christie and then pick up a Playgirl magazine (for the articles of course) so it's just dependant on whatever mood i'm in.I read your profile though!!!! So that's something.

Heroes:

Margaret Cho, Gumby and Pokey, That girl from Coyote Ugly, no wait...that GUUUUUUUUUUUUY from Coyote Ugly...yes ma'am!!!The Queen of Nor, The Whore of Babylon, The Woman by the Well, and Mary Magdalene...Hermoine Granger, Lindsay Lohan, Darlene Zschech, Angelina Jolie and Mr. Magoo...Mother Theresa, Princess Diana, Beyonce Knowels, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, Hugh Jackman, Zhang Ziyi, Sumi Jo and Madeline Marie Robin (the French Soprano with the highest recorded operatic voice)And also Mammy from Gone with the Wind. That bitch was awesome!!!Zhang Ziyi "Beauty Song" set to Final Fantasy

My Blog

It’s a Love Apocalypse!!!! Everyone Run!!!

Lord have mercy, these last few weeks have been a barrage of disappointed love affairs and broken relationships.  I had the thought that I should have just joined my friend Sean and gone to South...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:38:00 PST

Im in a play!!!

As I sit here listening to "My Love Is For Real" by Paula Abdul (before you cringe, it's a good song because it features Ofra Haza who is my favourite singer from Israel - she played Moses's mother in...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:15:00 PST

CELIBACY - it's so crazy i'm going to do it!!!

So I had decided to give up on sex for a while because of a few things.  (1) I've been doing this image change for a few years now...well more than a few years, and it's really hard to undo the ...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST

About my playlist...

So I tried to make this playlist and it was 4am and it just got IGNUNT. For the most part there are some really great songs on there that are sure to make you laugh as soon as they come on. ...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:06:00 PST

Me and the Army

So i'm living here in Harker Heights, TX and I work in Killeen, TX.  This whole area is HEEEEEEAVILY influenced by the military as we have a huge Army base right next door to Killeen called Ft. H...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:33:00 PST

Parks and Recreational Sluts

You would think that humanity could be less predictable.  My older brother wanted some privacy today so I headed out for a couple of hours to catch up on a book my friend Spence had given me.&nbs...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

Hunting for Jesus

I felt the time was right to approach going to church again.  The prologue to this story is basically because i'm gay and not hiding it or trying to be straight - I was asked to leave three diffe...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:07:00 PST

And Judy Garland looked and smote him...

"I done put out a call, gonna ring the alarm, cuz you ain't never seen a fire like the one i'ma staaaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!" though Beyonce entertains me rarely does she say something that i'm like "this i...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

God, Gay, Good Grief...

I was listening to the news and heard about some guy in the NBA who came out of the closet, and some other guy's reaction...which was just awful.  "I hate gay people" and so on.  I.....hate....
Posted by Empress of Australia on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

Translation of Queen of the Night's Vengeance Aria

I put several videos up on my myspace page...and one is my favourite Aria from Mozart's "The Magic Flute".  it's an incredibly difficult aria to sing and if you listen to it (the video in German)...
Posted by Empress of Australia on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST