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Bradford

I like to laugh, I like to joke...it's not my fault my sense of humor's broke!

About Me


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I don't add anyone in a thong, or anyone with a "sexy webcam," so don't bother! I don't wanna see your pictures that are "too hot for myspace" either! If I know you in person, you know how to get yr thongs, sexy home movies, and pics that are "too hot" to me in person...and are encouraged to do so! Furthermore, you are highly encouraged to let me remove your thong, be in your sexy home movie or hot pics!....You are feeling very very sleepy....sleepy....you are feeling strangely compelled to go to Bradford's house....yes, Bradford's house. LOL If I don't know you, the only way you're gettin' money out of me to see you naked is if yr workin' at a strip club after I get off p'role! Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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My Interests


Try me...I guarantee you'll hit on Motorcycles, Mountain sports, and personal lubricants (with varying attributes like taste, self-heating, tingling, etc), Math, Science, Music, Art, Replacing all the H's in the english language with M's...no more 'Happy Days' with Henry Winkler, now it's 'Mappy Days' with Menry Winkler (Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma!)

I like checkin' out what other folks is doin (and improper english)...down for the cause, ya know?!! Click The Button Above For A Cool Site! Click Here To Visit Beadedpony.com
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I'd like to meet:

Mr. T, Yoda, Jesus Christ, People Claiming to be Jesus Christ, Batman, Real Estate Investors, Lemmy (Motorhead), Hulk Hogan, The Incredible Hulk, A Leprechaun, A Djinni, People Who Aren't Afraid To Cut The Tags Off The Bottom Of Their Mattresses, etc...Anyone who can help me find a 1972 Harley Davidson swing-arm frame...shoot, I'd even go for a running shuvlhead from '72, and trick it out myself...golly, I miss the wind....It's time to start on the chopper :)!

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Music:

My Radio Link is Down Right Now...Unitl I Find A Better Way, It's Tough Cookies For That Button!

I mostly dig Heavy Metal, Punk Rock, Classic Rock, Some rap (but it has to make me laugh)


I really like live shows, especially local talent. Albuquerque has a rockin' scene, and I can't wait 'till I'm off paper and can get back out and see some!!! Click Here To Visit Caustic Lye's Other Site!"Click Here To Visit The Gracchi's Other Site!

Movies:

Mostly wierd stuff, funny stuff, kung-fu, ZOMBIES!!! It would be cool to see a movie that has funny wierd kung-fu zombies in it! Oh yeah STAR WARS too! Lately I been diggin' on Will Farrell...that guy is HILLARIOUS! That movie "I (heart) Huckabees" (that was great!!)

Television:

It's okay...Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, The Tick, okay just about anything cartoons!

Books:

Love 'em! I mean literaly...I went on a date with this math book the other night...;)

Heroes:

Whoever wrote this:AOCCDRING TO A RSCHEEACH AT CMABRIGDE UINERTISY, IT DEOSN'T MTTAER WAHT OREDR THE LTTEERS IN A WROD ARE. THE OLNY IMPRMOETNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRIST AND LSAT LTTEERS BE IN THE RGHIT PCLAE. THE RSET CAN BE A TOATLE MSES AND YOU CAN SITLL RAED IT WOUTHIT A PORBELM. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS MOT RAED ERVY LTETER BY ISTLEF.PRTTEY FKUCNIG AMZANIG, HUH?

My Blog

the new addiction

Okay, so this is shorter than my bulletin that should have been a blog...it's the blog that should have been a bulletin!I just spent like the last 3 hours watching funny videos on myspace...this place...
Posted by Bradford on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

Music

Okay, so this OTHER dude at my work plays in a band too, right? This band is a reggae band, and I can dig some of the more revolutionary reggae jams I've heard, and whereas I do think it's kind of str...
Posted by Bradford on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:56:00 PST

New Music

So, the latest music I got up is "Blessed Black Wings" by the bay area's very own "High On Fire" these guys basically kick ass, but I'll let the music speak for itself!  
Posted by Bradford on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

2 digit midget!!!

Well, it's official...I'm a 2 digit midget!!!  For those of you who haven't been in a boatload of trouble, let me explain.  As of today I have 96 days remaining "on paper" (on parole). ...
Posted by Bradford on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

this weeks music

So, this week features the Spermbirds!!!  I was soooo oooo happy to see these dudes back together again!  Their coolest song wasn't available, but this one will do!....Remember "skate and de...
Posted by Bradford on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

An evening with The Gracchi, The Trashies, and The Unemploid

Last night, I spent a rare night out enjoying some live music!  It's not often that I get a chance to check out some lovely lovely live music, and unless y'r playin' where there's no booze, and y...
Posted by Bradford on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

More Native Music

Okay, so the weekly music updates have been less than weekly...sue me!  My friend Linda turned me on to these guys, and they're pretty cool...in vein with music and social awareness, the 2007 pin...
Posted by Bradford on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

Prison Haiku

Here's the newest installment! I wander between concrete walls and listen while people cry at night.
Posted by Bradford on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

new music

Okay, it took awhile, but I put a new song on the page.  Besides The Gracchi were just too cool to change!  It's something different, but I like it!  Let me know! BTW I'm listening to c...
Posted by Bradford on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

another 'frigerator magnet haiku!!!

Well, the 'frigerator haiku kit is paying off...here's the latest installment though winter has an icy shivering breath, it must melt in the sun.
Posted by Bradford on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST