I am a jaded, pretentious architect who is utterly incapable of keeping his foot out of his mouth. I'm a design junkie, a fashion Nazi and a devout friend and ally.
I'm also a wine-loving, back-rubbing, hopeless romantic with a heart ailment... And after an 11-year "stint" in NYC, I have returned home for some mental and physical nourishment. God Save Me.I’m a nail-biting, word-fighting rock star with an arid wit in Saville Row tweeds, combined with a sinister sense of humor and the love of a good practical joke; I am a force with which to be reckoned. I'll DJ anywhere, anytime... for anyone. If I can work your song in.I also have a misunderstood propensity for making random, descriptive lists about anything and everything:
I despise heights.
And flying.
I detest poor punctuation.
I am annoyed by people who "openly" use "finger quotes."
I firmly believe that "Trading Spaces" is Pedantic Design for the Masses.
My favorite Depeche Mode album is "Music For the Masses."
I listen to my 2 favorite songs at least once daily, one of which is "You Spin Me Round."
I have a cat named Chai... and a magnet embodying her . (I understand it means something in Hebrew. Or whatever.)
I'm an elitist, liberal white male with absolutely no guilt whatsoever.
I'm urbane, urban, and enjoy urban planning.
I'm a huge fan of putting my foot in my mouth and can be ruthlessly blunt.
I'm easily annoyed by those fat people who always stand at the subway doors, convinced that they would be the reason we'd all die in a horrible emergency because of their slowed reflexes. So now I don't mind bumping into them on the way out and muttering "murderer" under my breath. (I think I need a vacation.)Where was I? Oh, my list:I actually get along with my parents.
As long as I'm not talking to them on the phone, visiting them, or looking at a photograph of them.
I am quite the vindictive Spades partner... and will go for the jugular if you happen to be a Scrabble opponent.
I drink tomato juice like water.
I think Hello Kitty is ruining my friend's life.
And not in a The Good Way.
I chew my food 4-7 times before swallowing.
I laugh at funerals.
I own 2 pair of red, yellow, and baby blue trousers.
Each. (And I'm obviously obsessed with primary colors.)
I clearly enjoy free-association... and associating freely.
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Heath took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!
"Longs for tenderness and for a sensitivity of feel..."
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