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Shawna K.

Cool Whip.

About Me


"Talented at breathing."

I think laughing is the primo, numero uno, greatest thing that a person could/should be doing. It's feels so rad.

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My Interests

DtheB (a.k.a. D Zach, Busey #187, my lil' puddin' pop...)

music
concerts/shows
food, ie. sushi, club sandwiches, tuna melts, nips...
have a bizarre desire to host a dinner party...
...(perhaps someday I'll learn how to cook)
tattoos
stars

Scotch on the rocks (Glenmorangie bitches!)
Jamieson Irish Whiskey (aka Belligerence on the Rocks)
red
turtlenecks
Montreal
Vancouver (remember when I used to live there???)
rollercoasters (road trip to Six Flags Cedar Point anyone?)
Henry Rollins *sigh*
hard-fast-n-loud music in the morning
The Sunday Night Bowling League (RIP)
gumballs
Dippin' Dots
PDA
all-nighters
4-wheelin' w/Seets
fishing
camping
hair-do's
swingsets
slowly adding to my own piercing/tattoo collection
diners
DIVE BARS
road trips
yadda, yadda, yadda...

I'd like to meet:

a.) Henry Rollins
b.) Conan O'Brien
c.) Jack Black
d.) Evan Dando
e.) That guy from the IKEA commercials.

Music:

Monster Ballads (We ALL have our things, how dare you judge me! You love it you closet case.) Truthfully, there's just too much to list... and I'm lazy.

However, lil' PSA: there is soooo much great local stuff out now! Get out there, go to shows!!
Support the scene.

Low Pressure System

Movies:

Cheapie double features at The Hollywood.

Television:

Girl-on-girl porn.

Books:

"The Devil"

Heroes:

Movers and Shakers.

My Blog

Conclusion .1

Um... I've decided that there are WAY TOO MANY people here online on a SATURDAY NIGHT. Something's not right here folks. I'm outta here!
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One for me, one for my homie... :(

Mr. Fish Sometime, 2004 - June 23, 2005 It is with great sadness that I announce the passing of Mr. Fish on June 23, 2005.  Mr. Fish was the beloved pet of Shawna Kehler.  Mr. Fish enjoyed s...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long lost love *sigh*...

EVAN DANDO IS COMING TO THE WEST END!!!   Upon hearing this, I swear, a little pee came out.  I've waited half my life to see this addict... er, uh... addictING man.  *sigh*  A-buh...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eureka!!

Discovered something really cool about my windbreaker jacket yesterday: So I says What the fuck is this lump in (one of a gagillion) my freaking pocket?!?!?   Turns out its a mini motherfucking...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crowing

Forever and a day since I last listened to this CD...   ...just a song that chokes me is all... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Crowing  Toad the Wet Sprocket   Been waitin...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well, you might be right this one time...

The importance of being aware of your surroundings... Ah yes, it's that time of year again, the warm weather is upon us... and for someone who, with the exception of at her climate controlled-f...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is Gilligan the Devil?

I don't know who I got this from, it was so long ago, but I thought it's worth sharing (Gilligan... indeed): Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called "Gilligan's Island." There is, howeve...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ralph Wiggiumisms.

For your amusement: Quotes from Ralph. "And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent." Miss...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Existentialism on Prom Night

when the sun came up we were sleeping in sunk inside our blankets sprawled across the bed and we were dreaming there are moments when i know it and the world revolves around us and we're keepin...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WTF???

What the fark?!? Okay N-Dogg, ya got me here.... now get me some farking friends!! Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Write that do...
Posted by Shawna K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST