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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS40-ish - 49. Adventurous - Slept with everyone. Athletic - No tits. Average looking - Ugly. Beautiful - Pathological liar. Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills. Emotionally secure - On medication. Feminist - Fat. Free spirit - Junkie. Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person. Fun - Annoying. New Age - Body hair in the wrong places. Open-minded - Desperate. Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing. Passionate - Sloppy drunk. Professional - Bitch. Voluptuous - Very Fat. Large frame - Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate - Stalker.WOMEN'S ENGLISH.1. Yes = No. 2. No = Yes. 3. Maybe = No. 4. We need = I want. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry. 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not. 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?MEN'S ENGLISH.1. I am hungry = I am hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am tired = I am tired. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay.And finally.....A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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