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Joseph

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a tall, red headed, self-absorbed youth. I'm incredibly boring, bloody hilarious, and equally humble. My favorite pass-time is expounding my virtues in triplets. And electronic entertainment.Furthermore, I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of popular movies [though only the good ones], and am able to gain instant proficiency in any and all video games I choose to grace with my involvement.I told you I was incredibly boring, and yet you insist on reading further.I have no delusions that one day I will grow my share of maturity, and become a contributing member of society. Currently, however, I take great pride in being a public burden, especially to my parents.Though I may be a megalomaniac, even I can only talk about myself for so long before it grows tedious.So I'm done.~JOE

My Interests

Read above, and suffer my egocentrism.

I'd like to meet:

Dustin Diamond. 'Nuff said.

Music:

Everything but rap, country, oldies [excluding most classic rick], and never, under any circumstances, will I listen to anything by Sade. Or Celine Dion. Or Mariah Carey. Or any of that banshee wailing.

Movies:

Yes. I like movies. Even chick-flicks. But don't tell anyone.

Television:

I've been boycotting television since they cancelled Andy Richter Controls the Universe. So I don't know what's popular, and thus, what I should say to glean the most friends from the internet.

Books:

I'm illiterate.

Heroes:

Dustin Diamond. And Jason Voorhees. And Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021.