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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Beauty, Brains, and a Complete Psycho.
"I don't have any reasons
I've left them all behind.
I'm in a New York state of mind"
I guess I must update this section....
Christine Vecchio. Center of the Universe. I am 5'4, I have long blonde hair, hazel eyes, and the mouth of a drunken sailor. I am a true follower of the "I Just Don't Give a Fuck" Prophecy, and I'm quite satisfied. I don't know when to shut up, I don't know when to back down, and I certainly don't ever learn my lesson. I'm a tough guy. I act like I'm 12. I'm annoying, spoiled, and I always have to be right. When I say spoiled, I mean SPOILED. I get my way, and that's final. And when I don't get my way, everyone has to suffer. The only thing I have going for me is that I'm Honest. Brutally fucking Honest. And I've heard that that's a good thing.

"New York City ladies are blessed with the best dressed chest. Don't miss that quest for the best set. Confess, are they siliconeless?"
Grow Up. Life is too short to be so damn petty. Yes. I am talking to you. Live your life to the goddamned fullest because one day, you'll wake up, and there'll be no more chances, it's over. Put things in perspective, pick your battles, and don't get involved in other people's buisness. This nonsense is ridiculous. Get over it. Since when is your name "Axis of the Universe," that which the entire world revolves around? You are not, never have been, and never will be. Vanity is a curse, haven't you ever heard of Dorian Gray? Or Nip/Tuck, for that matter? These are things I've come to realize. Fucking figure it out for yourself. I don't have time for nonsense, I'm too busy trying to make the most of the good stuff. Just wait. I promise you it will bite you in the ass. Mark My Words.
Before I go any further.... Let it be known, things that really make me want to ruthlessly gouge out my eyes include College Liberals, Hillary Clinton (like you can't fucking imagine), and Delawarian Democrats...
Though life would not be half as amusing if you didn't exist.... Or would it??
XOXO beb... Hm... Really?? Just don't know anymore...

My Interests

I'm a big-time fan of a lot of things... Working, Sleeping, Drinking...Oh, She takes care of herself... She can wait if she wants, She's ahead of her time... Oh, and She never gives out, And She never gives in... She just changes her mind...

I'd like to meet:

My future self. That Bitch...

Music:

Anything That is Good. I'm a big fan of Things that Don't Suck. (I don't know it's just a preference...) Um Let's see.... In no order... The Allmann Brothers, Beck, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger, Beta Band, Cardigans, Carole King, CCR, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Crystal Method, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Clint Mansell, Dropkick Murphy's, Fiona Apple, Dr. Dre, Notorious B.I.G., Elton John, Garbage, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Journey, Squeeze, MSI, Sublime, Swollen Members, Motley Crue, Eric Clapton, House of Pain, Janis Jopin, The Outfield, NIN, Maroon 5, Lynard Skynard, Moby, Motorhead, Oasis, Presidents of the United States of America, Simon and Garfunkel, Nelly (lol), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Bon Jovi, Sneaker Pimps, STP, Dresden Dolls, SOAD, Replacements, Rolling Stones, Van Halen, Secret Machines, Led Zeppelin, U2, Veruca Salt, Sugar Ray, Ace of Base, The Darkness, The Cure, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, ACDC, Blondie, E-Town Concrete, Guns and Roses, Bad Company, Aerosmith, Boston, Kansas, Big Country, Deftones, Pink Floyd, Eagles, Misfits, Foo Fighters, Cheap Trick, Alice Cooper, Alanis Morissette, Sheryl Crow, No Doubt, Beatles, Third Eye Blind, hole, The Verve, Pink, Spice Girls, Dionne Warwick, Weezer, Ozzy, Andre W.K., Billy Idol, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Kiss, The Clash, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Who, Sevendust, Tool, The Smiths, 311, The Wallflowers, Method Man, Redman, Jay-Z, RJD2, The Corporation, Talking Heads, Tom Waits, The Zombies, And many More... lol..."How they laughed as we shoveled the ashes of the twin towers... Blood and death, we will pay back the debt, For this candy store of ours."

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Requiem for a Dream, Lost Boys, Love Actually, Alice in Wonderland, Donnie Darko, Wedding Singer, Anchorman, BASEketball, The Game, Matchstick Men

"You gotta keep your shit together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't no one gonna listen
If you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard"

My Blog

Speaking of Lindsay......

Well, First of all, I want to go out and drink beer and watch football like stat.... AND Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, I'm terribly devastated because of the 2007 Calendar... She's like blonde crackhead ...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Oh Lindsay Lohan....

Just a Follow-Up. I'm cranky. I'm tired. I'm bitchy. Won't anybody love me? Ha....
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

Sick to Death.

Ugh. Sick to death. Of everything. Especially myself. Can't I just be somebody else? It really isn't fair. I'm sick of Christine Vecchio. She doesn't even really exsist anymore. The actual real, true ...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST

Indie Rock and Roll....

"Stay if you wanna love me, stayOh don't be shy, let's cause a sceneLike lovers do on silver screensLet's make it yeah, we'll cause a scene" I wish it was all good. But who doesn't... I mean other tha...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

Total underestimation.

I AM THE SMARTEST DRUNK ALIVE. I am so hungover, and I skipped work. BUT as I was making an english muffin of soberness, "Bang On the Drum" came on on my in the head radio. Then I realized I should pu...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:00:00 PST

Electric Colorado...

Ugh, so embarassed. I have to go to "work." Training for the Border Cafe. I'm shocked that I'm getting paid. Sweet. Wow Last night was so embarassing. And my final alarm just went off. I think...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:20:00 PST

Ross the Intern AKA Captain Doilly

I am so amused by "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." nbc.com/tonightshow or something like that. Ross the Intern as Captain Doilly amused the shit out of me. Hope y'all were watch...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:57:00 PST

Have a Motley Christmas, and a Happy Crue year.

"...It was just us against the world, we made the rules, we broke the rules, and loved every fucking minute of it. Thanks for the music, the money, MTV, the cars, the mansions, the fame, the fortune, ...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST

My Blogging Degree.

The University of BloggingPresents toComplete Over StimulationAn HonoraryBachelor ofSurvey ScienceMajoring inAttention SeekingSignedDr. GoQuiz.com®Username:http://www.go-quiz.com/degree/degree.php ">Us...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:07:00 PST

Tag. You're it.

Now you must all play or DIE!!!! Heres how to play: The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with (8) interesting/weird things/habits about yourself. At the end you need to cho...
Posted by Captain Gorgeous Does It Again... on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:50:00 PST