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About Me

i'm not sure if a few paragraphs can do much justice illustrating who i am, but here it goes...my name is amber stratton. i love to laugh. i love being in front of a camera. i'm half italian and half polish. i'm currently attending the university of delaware, GO BLUE HENS!! my major is nutrition and dietetics with an exercise science minor. i plan to start a career as a registered dietician once i graduate. i'm driven, motivated, and independent. i'm proud to say that everything i have today i've acquired on my own. if i want something, i go get it...which for some reason intimidates people.
your body is a masterpiece
show it to the world

i'm a dork at heart and i'm learning to embrace it...playing ping pong and video games are a few of my favorite hobbies. i live at school most of the year but i still enjoy doing the pville thing because i have some extremely cool friends at home. i love traveling and experiencing new cultures. i’m in awe of the beauty the world possesses and i constantly dream of places i have yet to explore. i have an abundance of imperfections, mystery, memories, and beauty that i'm waiting to give to someone that will love them completely. but if you can't see past a "pretty face", you'd be wasting your time getting in touch with me. there's more beneath my skin than what you might think is "hot." ofcourse i enjoy attention, who doesn't? but i can read right through people's bullshit...so realize that the lines you feed me, are the same lines i tell you.


i've been told that i'm way ahead of my years. and people tend to think i'm a little left of center, maybe they're right. everyone always tells me i'm weird. i don't think that's it though. i think it has to do with the fact that i believe in things most people don't, see things most people don't, and feel things that most people don't. but it's brought me nothing but happiness in my life so far. i'm a firm believer in fate and think that everything you've done, do, and will do is a predetermined series of interlaced patterns and rhythms...nothing in life happens by chance or good luck.
perfection lies within
your imperfections

i'm pretty friendly and if you see me out somewhere, i'd rather you come up to me than just stand there staring. it makes me uncomfortable, and makes you look like an idiot. if i like you, i'll tell you. if i don't, rest assured i'll tell you that too. i'm not overly critical nor do i judge people, i try to accept everyone for who they are...because NO ONE IS PERFECT!! i think everyone is beautiful in some way, shape, or form. i love life and everything it has to offer...it's too short to be passive, passionless, or apathetic about anything or anyone.
i began modeling about a year ago and things have been going pretty well...a little hectic at times, but i've been extremely lucky to have had many amazing opportunities thus far to travel and meet some awesome people. i've worked pretty hard for my body, and i like to show it off...sorry if this makes you mad. for everyone that emails me and says i have nothing more to me than my physical appearance, i guarantee that if you were to sit down and talk to me for just an hour, you would swallow your words. i used to be extremely insecure, but i've gone through alot to get to where i'm at now, and i'm finally comfortable in my own skin. people can say whatever they want about me, but i wake up happy every day.
i believe myself to be down to earth and genuine and i would never betray the ones i love. i value my family and those who are REAL, and i'm thankful to have so many people that love me and support me in everything i dream of. everything i've done, screwed up, and accomplished has been a learning experience still in the making. i perceive myself as a growing young woman who has yet to learn many lessons, nothing more - nothing less. i've made a good deal of money by marketing myself on the internet through online modeling contests, calendars, etc...and it seems that everyone has something to say about it. i hate close-mindedness, and i feel that life's too short to dwell on reservations other people form about you. just like everyone else, i want to make my mark in this world. you see me as you want to see me...hate it or love it.
you can make a mean hand
out of what you've been dealt


and after reading this entire thing, you're probably thinking "this girl talks about herself alot", keep in mind this is the "about me" section, so i'm SUPPOSED to talk about myself. i wrote this as detailed as possible so i won't get emails asking me to describe myself (which i hate). so thanks for reading, those were 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back :) have a nice day myspacers!

My Interests


.. ♥ parties .. ♥ the beach .. ♥ sleeping .. ♥ cooking .. ♥ dancing .. ♥ laughing until i cry .. ♥ working out/running .. ♥ PING PONG .. ♥ my personal trainer .. ♥ UD .. ♥ golfing .. ♥ my family and friends .. ♥ yoga .. ♥ snuggling .. ♥ original nintendo .. ♥ snowboarding .. ♥ my laptop=my life .. ♥ taking pictures .. ♥ when people REALLY care .. ♥ kop mall (there is no other mall) .. ♥ australia .. ♥ chivalry .. ♥ smiling .. ♥ hot tubs .. ♥ beauty inside AND out .. ♥ kgc crew .. ♥ passion .. ♥ FOOD .. ♥ sarcasm .. ♥ concerts .. ♥ photography .. ♥ stand-up comedy .. ♥ cruises .. ♥ the trifecta .. ♥ broadway plays .. ♥ God and everything he's blessed me with

I'd like to meet:

my desire to meet new people is almost overwhelming. every new face has countless possibilities and every new hello could alter the rest of your life. i've been fortunate to have met so many amazing people in my life. consequently, i've also met a handful of people who just suck, which is why i'm skeptical of most at first. as far as who i'd like to meet, i'm a sucker for anyone who can make me laugh. i like meeting people who make me think, and wonder, and who can intrigue me. people that are smart, interesting, funny, respectful, honest, trustworthy, ambitious...all that good, hard-to-come-by stuff. i want to meet someone that can make things more interesting, someone who appreciates what the world has to offer rather than expects it.
i've yet to find someone in life who truly understands me, who sees me for who i really am, and who feels everything i feel. i'd LIKE to meet someone who is perfect for me, just like i'd LIKE to win the lottery. but i refuse to dwell on that, as i'm a firm believer that things happen when you least expect them to. so right now, i'm just going to school, working hard, spending time with my family and friends, and enjoying my beautiful life. but if along the way i find someone who fits my criteria, i'd gladly accept them into my life.

i personally know about 500 people on my friends list...however i accept anyone who requests me, which is why i have so many "friends" on here. PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED IF I DON'T RESPOND TO ANY MESSAGES/ COMMENTS/ FRIEND REQUESTS. i appreciate your comments and emails, and i try to read most of them but i'm busy and i get a ton, which makes reading all the messages impossible. i absolutely CAN'T STAND when people message me more than once if i haven't responded. i'll message you back when i get the chance...and if i don't, take a hint.

::FYI:: .. i dont want to go out with you. .. i dont want to 'sex you up' .. i dont want to trade naked pictures. .. i dont want to do anything sexual with you. .. i dont want to meet you. .. i dont want to call you. .. i dont want to give you my screen name. .. i dont want to give you my bra size. .. or tell you what color underwear im wearing. .. dont ask me waazzz goood. .. im not your "mami" .. AND im not going to HOLLA BACK ATCHAAA!@!!!$#!%@!! .. so just STOP.
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My Ladies
My Ladies

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Kat

Mel

Nicole

Caitie

Ariana

Sahar

Caitlin

Christine

Kat

Carrie

Sarah

Christy

Amanda

Kim

Pam

Jess

Danielle

Jen

Jill

Gia

..

My Boys
My Boys

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Cj

Pete

Kevin

Kyle

Doug

Andrew

Martin

Vinny

Ben

Mike

Erik

Davey

Chris

John

Joel

Nick

Arena

Dan

Ian

Shane

Movies:

.. ♥ closer .. ♥ shawshank redemption .. ♥ girl next door .. ♥ cruel intentions .. ♥ superbad .. ♥ old school .. ♥ thirteen .. ♥ meet joe black .. ♥ wedding crashers .. ♥ butterfly effect .. ♥ van wilder .. ♥ american beauty .. ♥ 10 things i hate about you .. ♥ eternal sunshine .. ♥ anchorman .. ♥ super troopers .. ♥ meet the parents .. ♥ dirty dancing .. ♥ dodgeball .. ♥ pulp fiction .. ♥ requiem for a dream .. ♥ minority report .. ♥ office space .. ♥ vanilla sky .. ♥ friday night lights .. ♥ pretty woman .. ♥ the notebook .. ♥ shallow hal .. ♥ that thing you do .. ♥ starsky and hutch .. ♥ fear .. ♥ weird science .. ♥ passion of the christ .. ♥ constantine .. ♥ phantom of the opera .. ♥ oceans eleven .. ♥ crazy/beautiful .. ♥ underworld

Television:

.. ♥ discovery health .. ♥ animal planet .. ♥ entourage .. ♥ forensic files .. ♥ scrubs .. ♥ seinfeld .. ♥ the simpsons .. ♥ greys anatomy .. ♥ friends .. ♥ fear factor .. ♥ planet earth .. ♥ that 70s show .. ♥ nip/tuck .. ♥ sex and the city .. ♥ who wants to be a millionaire .. ♥ family guy .. ♥ spongebob .. ♥ real world .. ♥ whose line is it anyway .. ♥ elimidate .. ♥ blind date

Heroes:

.. My mother. She's such a beautiful, intelligent, strong woman who has sacrificed so much to raise me and inspired me to be the person I am today. And also my gorgeous cousin and best friend, Katheryn.

My Blog

here comes that feeling again

      a person from my past seemingly came into my life again, years later, and i found that a part of me was still holding onto him. i broke his heart and he w...
Posted by Stratt™ on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

FAKERS!!!

i found out that there were about 40 fake profiles on here with my pictures so i took massive action, tracked down the motherfuckers, slit all of their throats, blew up their homes, and made long dist...
Posted by Stratt™ on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:29:00 PST

utterly pathetic

im going to keep adding the stupidest/most pathetic messages i receive on here, enjoy.   1. Aging batman, you are gorgeous! Words almost fail me..well, almost. Your body is like a visa platinum ...
Posted by Stratt™ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST