Sports(hockey,Soccer,Football,MMA) hittin the gym lol...gotta keep the guns
I'd like to meet:
Any one and Everyone..just to meet new people and make friends
Gym Rules and Regulations
1. Anyone who wears a headband to the gym, is now a fag, and should not be working out.
2. People that go to the gym, to talk to girls, should be shot on sight.
3. Women that go to the gym, to meet "cute guys" should not get the fuck in my way at the water fountain, they should also not workout at the gym.
4. Noone should get into my fucking way on the way to the water fountain.
5. if your see some sick fuck stacking the machine and he leaves his keys at the machine, don't fucking take them and hand them off to the staff memembers saying the keys are lost, because the sicko that was stacking the machine, went to go get a drink, and left them there cause hes coming back, and he/she doesn't want any new years resolution people taking his fucking machine.
6. Anyone who uses the computer graph to justify a rep, is just fucking retarded.
7. Anyone who works out in a polo or a golf shirt is a fucking homo.
8. Anyone who puts gel in their hair before they go the gym, is a clown.
9. If some sicko is using the cable machine and hes stacking it cause hes a sicko, DON'T FUCKING WALK BETWEEN THE 2 CABLE MACHINES, WALK UR FAT ASSES AROUND TO GET THE TREADMILL BITCHES
10. STOP FUCKING WHIPING THE MACHINE DOWN, WHEN U DID 3 REPS, and ur not even sweating.
11. Rule #4 is very important
12.If you see some sicko waiting for a machine, don't open up ur cellphone and call some donkey, get the fuck off the machine cause ur worthless, and let the sick fuck finish his workout
13. Don't Bother ME when IM working out. This rule is also Very important...same with Rule #4
14. This is the most important rule. When your benching Touch ur chest and keep ur ass on the bench Anyone who benches 90 degreess is a pussy and everyone in the gym knows it. be a man and touch ur chest cause it is harder u fucking retards
15. don't worry about asking some big mother fucker to spot u everyone, will spot u cause they were at that point sometime to.
16. THIS ISN'T FUCKING CAFE AMORE DON'T FUCKING STAND AROUND AND TaLK, AND GET IN MY WAY, IN MY GYM, IF YOU WANT TO FUCKIGN TALK GO THE FUCK TO STAR BUCKS!
17. I'm SICK and fucking tired of women going to the gym, to pick up guys, get the fuck outta here. clowns
