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Das Funk

Watch my troubles all unwind; Drinking gasoline and wine.

About Me

My name is Brian. I am very lazy and was born without nipples. I live in a very small room and am unable to have children due to the court order. I like movies and women who take their clothes off for money. Please stop throwing things at my car. That is all.I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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My Interests

I like watching TV and punching myself in the crotch.

I'd like to meet:

People who are interested in driving around with me and my dog in a van and interfering with police investigations.

Music:

I have the Pixies logo tatooed to my forhead. Tool, Perfect Circle, Children of the Anochronistic Dynasty. Maynard's a huge influence. NIN, QOTSA, Kyuss. Grunge-the big three splintering off into the mists. Sigur Ros, Mogwai, Shannon Wright. Huge Lionell Ritchie fan. Huge.

Movies:

Shit. This could take a while. Life Aquatic, Usual Suspects, Dark City (or as it is called, the good Matrix). I'm not much of lister. Quantifying art is not a good use of time. Suffice to say that I love film itself.

Books:

"When I was five I killed myself" by Howard Buten. It's about an eight year old boy in a mental institution. It perfectly illustrates the damage that can be caused when people fail to communicate.

Heroes:

Is a great show.

My Blog

Try as I may, it doesn’t last.

Oh well.
Posted by Das Funk on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:55:00 PST

Look out honey, cuz I’m using technology.

Okay. Last night's South Park completely ripped the ass out of Guitar Hero, and I officially feel really bad about myself. Not only was I playing it right up until the show started, but I was playing ...
Posted by Das Funk on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

You don’t know how you got here, you just know you want out.

Can someone please point me in the direction of a woman who isn't completely insane? Seriously, are you guys trying to out do each other? You don't have to be pretty, funny or smart. I just have to be...
Posted by Das Funk on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST

Let the poets cry themselves to sleep. And all their tearful words will turn back into steam.

Someone please tell me what the hell is wrong with this town. The Nightlight is closed indefinitly due to $39,000 in back taxes. Take a second to let that sink in. And today, I discover that Chirbin's...
Posted by Das Funk on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:09:00 PST

Good tidings I bring to you and your sins.

Holy crap. Can the Bellingham Roller Bettys throw a party. To anyone who missed that...damn. I'm pretty sure you have to have permits for the things they were doing. I'm still having trouble walking. ...
Posted by Das Funk on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:44:00 PST

With our potential we could toe the line, and show the bastards up.

Congratulations to the nine people who had birthdays on Saturday. But you guys need to coordinate these things better. Logistically, it's a problem. I have pictures that I'm going to put into a big co...
Posted by Das Funk on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:05:00 PST

You can hear me laughing to myself. If you could you would be someone else.

It is amazing the shit that slips past you when you are drunk. Little details just seem to run together and then not really matter. I am now noticing these things as the only sober person in the bar. ...
Posted by Das Funk on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

And when there's nothing to want, when we're all brilliant and fast.

I've been yelling at my stuffed animals a lot lately. I'm sure a lot of people do. I think I'm going to stop drinking.
Posted by Das Funk on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

I cannot go through this again.

Fuck fuckety fuck yeah!!! New Nine Inch Nails album April 17-Year Zero. Sign me right up. Hope it's not identical to With Teeth. p.s. Guillermo Del Toro (director of The Devil's Backbone and Pan's La...
Posted by Das Funk on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

I dreamed the world was crumbling down. We sat on my back porch and watched it.

I was in the bar last night when a strange man came up to me and said "Hey, dude, you like opiates?" At which point he pulled out a huuuuge handful of 500mg tablets of Oxycontin. Now, you have to real...
Posted by Das Funk on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST