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MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE

So magical we'll make you cum glitter!!!

About Me

MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE is a mystery; a force to be reckoned with, but not 'F'd with. WORDS OF WISDOM: If you play with yourself too much you'll go blonde.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/15/2005
Band Website: Here it is!
Band Members: THE MIKIECH-vocals / BOBBY "danger" YOST-guitar, beard / JESSE "muthaf*ckin" LEE-drizzums / KEVIN LINDSAY-bass / CONAN-the barbarian
Influences: Wesley Willis, The Pixies, The Vandals, Eazy-E, our huge erections, etc...
Sounds Like: A million balls hitting the ass from behind, all at once.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Christmas with MC!!!

Happy holidays from MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE!!!http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1197750787
Posted by MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:37:00 PST

New music? Or new MUSICAL?!

So in case anyone's been upset or scared by the recent rumors that have been flooding the internet, don't worry---MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE has not broken up! They have NOT died in a fiery plane-crash whil...
Posted by MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:38:00 PST

BACK IN ACTION!

So, MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE is finally back from their critically scorned hiatus! Much knowledge was gained and much maturing ensued during their seemingly endless quest to Rock and Rule over the past fe...
Posted by MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST

MYSTERIOUS HIATUS . . .

So it looks like Mysterious Chocolate probably won't be playing any shows for the next three months. Bobby is having a baby---congratulations Bobby---and Jesse is soon undergoing a sex-change operatio...
Posted by MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

EAST COAST TOUR!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!

Wow everybody! We just got back from a big tour on the east coast. We played from the top of New York to the bottom of Florida. It was totally insane! I had no idea that MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE had so ma...
Posted by MYSTERIOUS CHOCOLATE on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST