Yes, me and Luke finally consumated our relationship. |
Psych! We are like brothers, but not like brothers that jerk/suck/blow/reach around each other. We do drugs with each other. Coke, ecstacy, molly, OC, acid, robbing fraternitie...
Posted by Davis on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:35:00 PST |
A cure for airpost security. |
Instead of going through the little mazes in airposts, I might have a perfect solution. Is that something you might be interested in? This way sound particularly racialist, anti-religious g...
Posted by Davis on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST |
I love COCAINE. |
...in Coca-Cola...in 1894.
Posted by Davis on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:15:00 PST |
My cell phone is... |
781-405-1859. You can all commence pranking it when it gets turned on on THURSDAY.
Posted by Davis on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:17:00 PST |
It's no secret, I do love David Hasselhoff |
A friend sent this to me.
1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in agame of tennis.2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures DavidHasselhoff allows to live...
Posted by Davis on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:07:00 PST |
I am going to have a mental breakdown any day now. |
Yeah, I fucking am. I graduated college and got a job at the place where I was co-oping and then in September they had to make budget cuts. Due to senority, I was an ea...
Posted by Davis on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:59:00 PST |
To the bastard that broke my car window |
Thank you so much. As if I wasn't having a great year already. I noticed that it took you two tries to break my window with that rock. The first missed and put a huge fucking dent in...
Posted by Davis on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:56:00 PST |
I'd sell my soul to be famous. |
My roommate is insane. Oh and when I say insane, I don't mean we butted heads and don't talk. He is fucking insane. Ask Fran what the fuck he did Sunday night. To make matters worse,...
Posted by Davis on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 02:27:00 PST |
Promoting those fucking clubs has finally paid off. |
I have been doing extra work for clubs like Aria and Embassy, but I was hoping that I could get into to some nice shows for free that might be coming to Avalon or wherever. The money is good, an...
Posted by Davis on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 09:00:00 PST |
Prank-calling Hooked on Phonics |
Don't do it alot. Evidently, prank-calling them is seen as harrassment, but I get 20 calls a week for bills I have no money to pay for, but the only response I get from the credit department is,...
Posted by Davis on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:18:00 PST |
