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Linda

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am crazy and inappropriate and lazy. I have no expectations. I am bad at keeping in touch, especially when it comes to picking up the phone. I'm so not down with the lord. The best times are the ones I can't really remember. I don't think that "slut" is a bad word and I hate stereotypes, especially sexist stereotypes....someone once told me that I have a really dark side. I think everyone has a dark side............. "My soul knows that my body is doing bad things, and is embarrassed, but my body keeps right on doing bad, dumb things." Also, today, 2/24/08 - I logged back on myspace for the first time in almost two years, so if you messaged me or I know you and you sent me a friend request...sorry about that......I LIKE TO DISAPPEAR.

My Interests

eating, smoking, napping, kissing, petting kitties, dancing to 80s music, BURNING BRIDGES, reading, feminism, dirty language. Someday I will direct good feminist porn movies for girls. Maybe. Hopefully. But not starring me!

I'd like to meet:

Kathy Griffin, People who rhyme and never end their sentences with a preposition, people who will help me remember the difference between "anagram" and "acronym." I'd also like to meet Mickey Avalon...not so much because I like his music, I just want to rub my hands all over his dirty, shirtless body.

Music:

Stellastarr*, old Liz Phair, Crosby Stills & Nash, The Magnetic Fields, PEACHES, LE TIGRE, the Duke Spirit, St. Vincent, the Beatles, the Magnetic Fields, Dresden Dolls.....and various other things

Movies:

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, The Big Lebowski, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, Annie Hall, Cherish, The Butcher Boy, Lovely & Amazing, Kill Bill, The Rules of Attraction (not that new stupid looking romantic comedy),Wuthering Heights (the one with Ralph Fiennes), All About Eve, East of Eden, Boyz in the Hood, Bringing Up Baby, American Beauty, Best in Show, Thirteen, Higher Learning, Chasing Amy, Run Lola Run, Clockwise, Office Space, Clockwatchers, Diary of a Mad Housewife, Half Baked, The House of Yes, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, sex lies and videotape, Party Monster: the Shockumentary, Waiting for Guffman, the Shining, Pulp Fiction, Shallow Grave, Friday, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Graduate, Rosemary's Baby, Boogie Nights, Friday, Romy & Michele's High School Reunion, Broken Lizard's, The People vs. Larry Flynt

Television:

Law & Order, AbFab, Sex & the City, The Young Ones, Cheers, Fawlty Towers, curb your enthusiasm, Arrested Development, crap from VH1

Books:

The Complete Works of e. e. cummings, A Moveable Feast, The Bell Jar, Wuthering Heights, Stephen King's It, Live Girls, Girl Interrupted, A Prayer for Owen Meany, A Tale of Two Cities, The Liar's Club, Cherry, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Butcher Boy, The Sirens of Titan, Oh Say Can You See, anything by Judy Blume!, The Catcher in the Rye, the Iliad, Things Fall Apart, The Stranger, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Toy Collector, Collected Works of Anne Sexton, Collected Works of Edna St. Vincent Millay, The Stand, 1984, The Cider House Rules, Slapstick, Mother Night, Wicked, Bust Guide to the New Girl Order, Bad Behavior, The Queen's Fool, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Disco Bloodbath, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Dry, Prozac Nation, Sellevision, The Toy Collector, James Fenton's Out of Danger (some day I'll have to organize this into title/author and learn how to make it look all fancy and shit)

Heroes:

Kate Adams, Peaches, Kathleen Hanna, I loooooovvveee KURT VONNEGUT,Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

why is it that

why is it that a cat will ignore you for several hours but then as soon as you're at the computer he wants to sit in your lap and all over the keyboard?
Posted by Linda on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:46:00 PST

I lost my black and white tights.

I knew it would happen: it always happens. An article of clothing melts into oblivion. This time -- my black and white tights that I got because I couldn't stand not to when I first saw Amanda Palm...
Posted by Linda on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

Dont be an asshole

I am so sick of getting those email forwards at work regarding pets looking for a new home because their current owner is doing something lame like moving into an apartment that doesn't allow pets. W...
Posted by Linda on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:22:00 PST

facebook

I’m somewhat willfully ignorant about these things, BUT, is facebook overtaking myspace? Is facebook to myspace like mp3s to cds?
Posted by Linda on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:42:00 PST

over and out

I just tried to write a gazillion email messages to people only to get the myspace SORRY, UNEXPECTED ERROR message.So there.Fuck you myspace. Fuck you with a gigantic, wooden, splintered baseball bat....
Posted by Linda on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:27:00 PST

kill kill kill

I hate you myspace. I hate you, boyfriend's computer.....Now I remember why I stopped coming on myspace.....jesus fucking christ.
Posted by Linda on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:16:00 PST

Oscar

Did anyone else watch the Oscars last week and if so did anyone else notice that they handed out Best Actress way early and before such awards like "best sound editing," etc.? They NEVER would have d...
Posted by Linda on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:24:00 PST

long time gone

So, I haven't been on myspace in like two years, but I was kinda bored today so I signed on....it feels weird....I don't even remember who most of my "Friends" are....I have 40 pages on new mail....th...
Posted by Linda on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST

An Ode to Myself

The Song of the Revolving DoorI am like a revolving doorI am my own dirty little whoreIn they go and out they goHaunting me less than you'll ever knowI can be sunnyish and sweetAnd I can make you knee...
Posted by Linda on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

Oh, Liz

I was just listening to some old Liz Phair today for the first time in a while and it made me sad all over again how she sold out to try to become the next Avril Lavinge.... some wonderful moments of...
Posted by Linda on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:46:00 PST