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Journey

  With me life at stake... ...this weight controls me heart. Arr, true it be, the stiff breeze blowsand we're underway She's sturdy, don't you worry.  why, this mast be made of triple ply ...
Posted by Looks Like A Jared, Smells Like A Jared on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:05:00 PST

The Fear of Heights (Or Lack Of)

The Fear Of Heights (Or Lack Of...) Gravity. Is useless. People pay prices for laws like that. Genius. Is impossible. The world is always learning. I will fly. I dream in vertical. We should for...
Posted by Looks Like A Jared, Smells Like A Jared on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:06:00 PST

Rawr

Scream Random Paranoid Quotable Quirks At the killer that lurks down the Street... ...that Crazy bastard. Butterfingers once, Dull boy twice. I am Jack's sweating Palms And I'm lost in Paris,...
Posted by Looks Like A Jared, Smells Like A Jared on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST

Life? Hardly. A Joke.

Stop meif you've heard this one, -Boy Toy in a girl world. -Some sure luck, Or sheer dumbfounded determination. -A miniature, and quite green view......of his nations. "Procrastinating potty-pants." ...
Posted by Looks Like A Jared, Smells Like A Jared on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST

I dont Know you people, So why not delete you?

Chic phone? Scoff...Cauterize my sociality,Alone. A month of empty dates, and sterile, eventless days. My friends are nothing more than...To me, you are all merely.....Quaint......Quiet......Aquaintan...
Posted by Looks Like A Jared, Smells Like A Jared on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

Oceanic Car Adventure

 So I'm at the computer with Josh, and who comes in? Alex and Andrew. They tell us to drop everything and go to the beach. Which is cool...Problem? It's 12:30 at night, and the beach is three hou...
Posted by Looks Like A Jared, Smells Like A Jared on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:19:00 PST

True True...

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.You can't shake hands with a clen...
Posted by Looks Like A Jared, Smells Like A Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST