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Jeff Stuka

All the right words in all the wrong places

About Me


The hot tits of the Birmingham music reviewing scene

I have my own music site here and another one here!

Cooler King ratio=1:4 Cult Classics Film Club ratio=5:5

My Interests

You tell me yours and I'll decide if I like you.

I'd like to meet:

The open minded and musically refineded. Writers, artists, photographers. Creative people who will fill my life with the thrill of discovery.

Music:

Birmingham bands in general, McLusky, The Kills, Archie Bronson Outfit, The Pixies, Nine Black Alps, Half man half biscuit, Captain Beefheart, The Cult Classics Film Club, Cooper Temple Clause, Spiritualized, Cardiacs, Beatlestones who kink, MC5, The Stooges/Iggy Pop, Sleepy Jackson, The Young Knives, David Bowie, The False Dawns, Pavement, Velvet Underground, The Zombies, Comanechi, Mystery Jets, YYY's, The Strokes, Massive Attack, The Walkmen, Interpol, The Mobsters, Flaming Lips, Misty's Big Adventure, Duke Garwood, Distophia, The Stone Roses, The Pretty Things, The Jam, The Smiths, The Ripps, Untitled Musical Project, Portishead, The Bourgeois Four, Arctic Monkeys, Mr Scruff, Super Furry Animals, Christ, I, Haven't, Got, The, Patience, To, Carry, On, Listing, And, Listing, And, Listing, It, Runs, Into, Hundreds, If, Not, Thousands, And, I, Haven't, Even, Got, An, Order, For, Them,

My Blog

Stuff, shit and toaster sex...

Right then. Patrick Hughes, "Superduperspective", Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery Here at Stuka Towers, it's not just mentalist music mentalism and going mental for music that makes us mental. I'...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

The Cult Classics Film Club - Chap 8

Chapter 8  Goodbye Loughborough That evening Stuportramp and Sam walked in to Bar Academy to find, Bisto and Charlie propping up the bar and Muppet stood, back to the door, talking to the pair of the...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

The Cult Classics Film Club - Chap 7

Chapter 7  Dressing like Mrs Dauphin Friday, three weeks on came round quickly and having arrived at the Flapper about an hour previously, they had now just finished the soundcheck. Once again, a row...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

Ahahahahahhaha! Stuka's celebrity newscock braincast!

I've been well gone recently, like all the best local celebrity music writer multi-talented cum in your face twatheads regularly are. I haven't been out much for a long time though and I'm starting t...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

My top 3's of the year...

Top 3 live bands:3) Untitled Musical Project2) Misty's Big Adventure1) The Ripps Top 3 things I've had sent to me3) Zombie Love EP (Photo)2) Not strictly legit demos of the Young Knives album tracks1)...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:50:00 PST

George Orwell makes me want to get learned

In common with many other borderline idiot-savants, I am often worried by the thought that a little education to augment my natural talent may ultimately have the effect of removing the intangible unk...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

The Cult Classics Film Club - Chapter 5

Chapter 5 - The 936th victim of circumstance "I live with risk It keeps me high I live in the headlines" The Hidden Notes, We Disposable People An uneventful week passed by punctuated only by Stuport...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

The Cult Classics Film Club - Chapter 6

Chapter 6  Tour talk and tantrums "Do you know where you're going to? "Yes, as far as I can away from you&" The Idylls, I know where I'm going. Stuportramp came downstairs the following Saturday to ...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

The Cult Classics Film Club - Chapter 4

Chapter 4 - Lady and the Tramp " She came round to my house I came round to her way of thinking&" Cooler Kings, Electri-city burning Stuportramp emerged from his bedroom the following morning, stumbl...
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:03:00 PST

Mood swings...

I've been havin' em. Not without good reason. No, I'm not pregnant. Stop thinking that....
Posted by Jeff Stuka on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST