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Zoë

About Me


Like superiority, pretention and narcissism? You've come to the right place.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Edward Appleby.

My Blog

Things I have achieved in the past seven days

1) Taken two baths.2) Come up with an excellent idea for a screenplay, which will no doubt never be written.3) Read 'Ladder of Years' by Anne Tyler. I preferred 'A Patchwork Planet', but it was still ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:07:00 GMT

Diddly dum, diddly dum, oo-ee-oo, wee wah woo

After a lifetime of obsessively watching and recording TV programmes, I am currently managing to keep up with only one. It seems to me that the only things currently worth bothering with on ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 20:37:00 GMT

Isn't the world a funny place?

ahh ha ha ha ah ah ha har har
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:18:00 GMT

I don't even have any good skills.

After a conversation last night I have discovered I have the following skills: Basic netball skills Carrying skills Reasonable comic foil (not great) Quite big jugs That is all.
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 16:44:00 GMT

I am weak

After a particularly unfulfilling morning I decided to create this half-arsed attempt at a myspace page I am sorry.
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:48:00 GMT