Things I have achieved in the past seven days |
1) Taken two baths.2) Come up with an excellent idea for a screenplay, which will no doubt never be written.3) Read 'Ladder of Years' by Anne Tyler. I preferred 'A Patchwork Planet', but it was still ... Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:07:00 GMT |
Diddly dum, diddly dum, oo-ee-oo, wee wah woo |
After a lifetime of obsessively watching and recording TV programmes, I am currently managing to keep up with only one. It seems to me that the only things currently worth bothering with on ... Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 20:37:00 GMT |
Isn't the world a funny place? |
ahh ha ha ha ah ah ha har har Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:18:00 GMT |
I don't even have any good skills. |
After a conversation last night I have discovered I have the following skills:
Basic netball skills
Carrying skills
Reasonable comic foil (not great)
Quite big jugs
That is all. Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 16:44:00 GMT |
I am weak |
After a particularly unfulfilling morning I decided to create this half-arsed attempt at a myspace page
I am sorry. Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:48:00 GMT |