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Michaela

www.starday.com

About Me

I just have this page to insight interesting rumours about myself and gain online popularity. I take this sort of thing really seriously, so seriously that I actually never go out. I spend all day on the internet... so any photos you see on my page aren’t actually of me, they are of my stunt double, reformed rapper, EMMINEM. I can tell you probably think that I am trying to be cute, and I am.

My Interests

Zac Braff Talking about my period/menstruation in general Mad feminist debates(Mostly irrational) Pretending to hate men Making males apologise for thingsThe worst table manners you have ever seen Asking people to do things for me FOR ONLY $1 Living on Redbull and Pringles People being concerned about my health Being babied (and playing up to it when it suits me) Having no direction Receiving emails from my mother, concerned about my lack of direction/healthAlot of shoes- as in ALOT Sleeping on a matress as a result of shoe intake Never washing my clothes(buying anything new if the word 'iron' comes up) Taperzine and like minded 'big ideas' Being so adorable that its ridiculous Cheese SocksTelling really good jokes Being really poor 1/2 hour wee sessions Being elaborate Not being hassled Punctuality(as in being on time- my grammar is shocking) Decisiveness Honesty Variation Reliability Empathy Spontaneity Melodramatics Being called self involved Being self involved Bad metaphors Fake British laughs AMPED on Tuesdays (100.3fm, 22:00) Chicken schnitzel

I'd like to meet:

People who pronounce greasy as “greezi” THATS IT NO ONE ELSE..Oh and someone who will clean my room/kitchen, do my washing and shave my legs FOR ONLY $1

Music:

Yes. Its good. Hey! Do you like my profile song? Oh hey- I'm told that I make really intense laughing noises in my sleep- I'm not even sorry, I can't control it.

Movies:

Buffallo 66 Confetti CandyThe Shirly Temple collection Look both ways Hard Candy He died with a falafel in his hand Slapstick of another kind Garage daysThe Last Kiss Amelie Melinda and Melinda Super troopersWanes world (1 and two) Kevin and Perry go Large STRICTLY BALLROOM Mermaids Alfie Kinsey (Oh and I also like really cheezy Bollywood movies this week)

Television:

Shameless Friends Big Love Extras The Chasers War Little Britan Arrested development Family guy The office The Secret Life Of Us

Books:

DALI.- Authorised biography...I have been trying to read ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ for 5 months, There are theories that I may actually be retarded. Please dont talk to me if you find Sylvia Plath at all interesting- Is it because she's a lesbian? What the fuck? She is so bland.

Heroes:

I hate fitness first- you have no idea how much I hate them.NO IDEA

My Blog

Michaela Kaiser, Breed of the Incapables, a collective work?

The: 'I need time to think' We all  know that feeling when you hear the words 'I need time to think'&suddenly your heart falls into your ass, you have an overwhelming sense of die-o-rea& you can...
Posted by Michaela on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:24:00 PST

If I see you Suz

I walked outside in my underwear earlier and didn't even feel the cold, in my mind I looked so hot- in hindsight I think that after a few drinks, I just see what I chose to see. A few drinks down and ...
Posted by Michaela on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

The world according to Michaela kaiser-Target Employee

Have you ever contemplated the irony of running an entire block only to arrive just in time to watch your train leave- then stopped and thought- "Hey! Gwyneth Paltrow starred in sliding doors and it w...
Posted by Michaela on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:22:00 PST

New 'Bail' script

Bail was an absolute mess, not that the script was to blame (no bias I swear)&anyway while the original concept behind the writing of it seemed amazing at the time- it didn't look so hot on camera- an...
Posted by Michaela on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:13:00 PST

Age and dating- gender specific- (Discuss)

Age and dating- gender specific- (Discuss) Recently I met a 45 year old woman, yesterday upon receiving valentines' flowers she told me she is dating a 28 year old guy who she says is smart, charismat...
Posted by Michaela on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST