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About Me

The name should say it all Chuck Norris.....bitches. If not you should be eye-gouged, but I do like to talk about myself so here are some facts: I am a Lone Ranger/Ninja. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger he's telling you how many seconds you have to live!! Chuck Norris doesn't use pick up lines he simply say "NOW". Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his own teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Chuck Norris invented the caesarean section when he round-house-kicked his way out of his mothers womb.Chuck Norris is here to serve the Penguin Army anyway he can and fight for animal rights!!

My Interests

Round-House-Kicks, Flips, Eye Gouging, Neck Breaking, Spitting, Jack Daniels, PBR, Women, Sex, My Beard, Never Dying, Other Peoples Blood, Rage, Punching, Bone Breaking, Basically Anything to do With Pain and Kicking Your Ass.

I'd like to meet:

Any and all fellow Penguin's!! Also anyone who thinks they can take down Chuck Norris. O'and Women. I will only add Penguin's.....not humans unless you are friends with my fellow Penguin's.

Movies:

Forest Warrior, Good Guys Wear Black, The World of Martial Arts, Invasion U.S.A., Deadliest Art: The Best of the Martial Arts Films, Sidekicks, Chuck Norris: Private Lessons, Top Dog and Sidekicks. These are some of my best work, you need to check them out.

Television:

Walker Texas Ranger.

Books:

Chuck Norris doesn't read he stares at the pages until he gets the info he wants!!

Heroes:

My Fists.