Cat food flavor of the day |
I am frightened when I live in a world where walking down the pet food isle makes me hungry... on account of flavors such as:"Seafood and Whipped Egg Soufflè with Pacific Shrimp and Garden Greens" and... Posted by Tyler on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST |
Bang Zoom Straight to the Moon |
I am getting terrifically tired of hearing every other dude my age speak as though their version of Sesame Street was MTV/ Even-though-I-grew-up-in-an-easy-suburban-life-I'm-gonna-act
-like-a-wannabe-r... Posted by Tyler on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST |
The single greatest comeback |
If someone tells you to steer clear of anything.... Posted by Tyler on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST |
Crazy old bastards |
Since I've began working my new job, I'm not sure how many old people have told me to never get old. I'm not entirely sure if they realize how depressing that is, or if they go back to their ser... Posted by Tyler on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Support your local union |
If you're actually in a position where they do anything for you.Or if you're in my boat, you can dream about supporting your union by supporting its president's testicles against gravity by kicking th... Posted by Tyler on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST |
Everyone I tell |
Whom I'm taking out groceries for, have lauded me for my plans to drive around the country.At least when they're not too busy interrupting me trying to be friendly by sticking a "-OH... where did I pa... Posted by Tyler on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:13:00 PST |
I’m not sure what it is when someone loves their town |
I don't heart Galt, despite their slogan created to get kids hating it less "Great American Little Town".I don't heart New York.I don't find Lodi liveable and loveable.The plan - for those who don't k... Posted by Tyler on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:36:00 PST |
Kristi told me to write a blog |
About her dream of Edison, and his unspecified "New invention".So now I regale you with the story of Edison's "Fart Time Machine".It was a machine through which you could inflict the wrath of a dinosa... Posted by Tyler on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:30:00 PST |
I have no more blogs to write |
Because I no longer have any thoughts of wandering interest, my only thoughts now are preoccupied with ways to escape Lodi. *As though if I try a giant bubble will pop up from the ground and abs... Posted by Tyler on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:22:00 PST |
I think I just ate a sticker |
I had the coolest customer at work.I just bag, and he didn't want service out, so I didn't get to talk to him much - but when asked "Paper or plastic?" his response was "I don't fuckin' care". A... Posted by Tyler on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST |