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Tyler

How do I get out of here?' -'Just follow the weird naked Indian

About Me

I enjoy some bread every now and then.
I enjoy some Tetherball.
I like making noises and faces.
I'm pretty sure Silica gel is probably edible.
If you know where that picture is from I think I want to shake your hand. I look at people and wonder what they're going home to. My brain functions in 4/4 time. Everything is art. Granola is cool.I love edamame and comedy.
I also love Chopin, to the max.
My life would be worse without having heard Chopin's 20th Prelude and Etude in E.
My life would be worse if I hadn't read Dostoevsky's "Notes from Underground".

Now we dance.

My Interests

Fighting. Teaching. Music. Food. Rock and/or Roll. Art. .. width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

A zombie. Chopin. Sun Tzu. Regina Spektor and Karen O. Someone who gives out free hugs. Folks who aren't fast and furious. People that don't own stickers that say "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy". Jon Stewart. Tom Waits. Tyler --
[noun]:

A lewd street performer

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com My AIM is fictionalfiction if you'd like to message me. I rather enjoy talking to strangers.

Music:

I am not a fan of Rap, and I am not a fan of Country, I can only handle so much of a twangy voice singing about steaks and Jesus.

Movies:

I don't watch them that often: Old Kung Fu movies, The Shining, The Comedians of Comedy, Anchorman, Broken Flowers, Lost in Translation, ect ect you get the picture. img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/randomusername1/E xposeYourselfToArt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Television:

Iron Chef/Good Eats. Comedy Central rules my TV.

Books:

I would loathe to be one of those kinds of kids that brag up their mad lack-of-reading-interest skills to look "Too kool for skool" but truth be told, I read very seldom anymore. I dig Bukowski.

Heroes:

Maybe Chopin?

My Blog

Cat food flavor of the day

I am frightened when I live in a world where walking down the pet food isle makes me hungry... on account of flavors such as:"Seafood and Whipped Egg Soufflè with Pacific Shrimp and Garden Greens" and...
Posted by Tyler on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

Bang Zoom Straight to the Moon

I am getting terrifically tired of hearing every other dude my age speak as though their version of Sesame Street was MTV/ Even-though-I-grew-up-in-an-easy-suburban-life-I'm-gonna-act -like-a-wannabe-r...
Posted by Tyler on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

The single greatest comeback

    If someone tells you to steer clear of anything....
Posted by Tyler on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST

Crazy old bastards

Since I've began working my new job, I'm not sure how many old people have told me to never get old.  I'm not entirely sure if they realize how depressing that is, or if they go back to their ser...
Posted by Tyler on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST

Support your local union

If you're actually in a position where they do anything for you.Or if you're in my boat, you can dream about supporting your union by supporting its president's testicles against gravity by kicking th...
Posted by Tyler on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Everyone I tell

Whom I'm taking out groceries for, have lauded me for my plans to drive around the country.At least when they're not too busy interrupting me trying to be friendly by sticking a "-OH... where did I pa...
Posted by Tyler on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:13:00 PST

I’m not sure what it is when someone loves their town

I don't heart Galt, despite their slogan created to get kids hating it less "Great American Little Town".I don't heart New York.I don't find Lodi liveable and loveable.The plan - for those who don't k...
Posted by Tyler on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:36:00 PST

Kristi told me to write a blog

About her dream of Edison, and his unspecified "New invention".So now I regale you with the story of Edison's "Fart Time Machine".It was a machine through which you could inflict the wrath of a dinosa...
Posted by Tyler on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:30:00 PST

I have no more blogs to write

Because I no longer have any thoughts of wandering interest, my only thoughts now are preoccupied with ways to escape Lodi.  *As though if I try a giant bubble will pop up from the ground and abs...
Posted by Tyler on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:22:00 PST

I think I just ate a sticker

I had the coolest customer at work.I just bag, and he didn't want service out, so I didn't get to talk to him much - but when asked "Paper or plastic?" his response was "I don't fuckin' care".  A...
Posted by Tyler on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST