Samantha Jo --
[noun]:
A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
Ich bin awesome.
Eminent physicist, polyglot, classicist, prize-winning botanist, hard biting satirist, talented pianist, good dentist, too.
If I were a Beatle, I'd be George.
"Don't live with frustration,
I've learned from years of patience,
your day will come."