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Mustache Skateboards

Terror Doesn't Rhyme with Umbrella

About Me

www.mustacheskateboards.com the world's least important non-cat related website
Mustache Skateboards is not just a skateboard shop in Round Rock. Founded on top of a sacred battleground between Comanche warriors and an alien overlord drone army (late 1800's) Mustache was formed when the souls of the great battle's fallen merged into one energy source in early 2006. For some reason the form it took was a skateboard shop. Since opening it's doors, Mustache has been bringing in lots of stuff for modern skate warriors to hone their skills and find fancy duds and shoes so they can look stylin' while they wait for the alien drones reinforcements to arrive.... errr something....... We have a Mortal Kombat machine that should be fixed soon.
Limited Edition "Fresh Prince" hats now available. They are going quick, so ask Uncle Phil for a ten spot and make it happen!
1011 Gattis School Rd. Suite 100
in ye olde Round Rock
512.535.0745..[if !IE]


(Layout thrown together/designed by Matt Mustache, myspace needs to quit moving stuff around and messing up the code and making it look all janky! End of layout rant.)

My Interests

Skateboarding. Art. Fart. Vitamin Water. Overusing the term "Rad." The Gleeful call of a dolphin. Scrapers.

I'd like to meet:

People who can spell correctly.

The people currently representin' the 'Stache:
Spencer Headley ('Stache Tatted), Jorge Vega, Chris Osborne, Gavin Hartman, Vance Lewis, Dantae Gainez, Chris Cruz, Trent Erxleben & Brooks Bennett.

Alumni: Ryan Strader, OVOKA (We love you guys)

thx Dusty

Music:

Anything with finger tapping. Mixed genre turntablism. Real noodlely stuff. Stuff with synth. Stuff with stuff. 1980's White Guy Stuff. 1970's Black Guy Stuff. 2010's Chinese Guy Stuff. Progressive Polka.

Movies:

The Assasination of Rudolf Noodlebutt, Anything with Michael Winslow

Television:

That episode of American Gladiators when Eddie Van Halen won by disintegrating Nitro's brain with the intro to "Poundcake"

Heroes:

The Illuminati

People that have Mustache tattoos: general "mustache" tattoos or tats that rep the shop. Don't matta

My Blog

Mustache Xtreme Skatethingy (an Extreme Action Sports Event!)

So a lot of stuff is going around about the next Mustache Skatethingy, and it is happening soon, but it has been postponed due to a million different things (including some of us wanting to go see Chr...
Posted by Mustache Skateboards on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:34:00 PST