transgenic plant maintenance, beekeeping, writing things down on pieces of paper, taping pieces of paper to larger pieces of paper, eating burritos, Sierra On-Line, prog rock, vinyl, original NES, record players, D batteries, EPCOT center (specifically The Universe of Energy), phosphorylation, dephosphorylation, Ronnie James Dio, rainbows, unicorns, riding unicorns across rainbows, fragment analysis, spelling, magic tricks, driving, soy lattes, michael jackson (the black version), vanilla soft serve, Lucasfilm Adventure games, Landsberg erecta, mapping populations, abandoned supermarkets, the Marimont cafeteria, Dennis DeValenti, chocolate cake, basil the cat, fountain coke.
YES, Jethro Tull, Cream, Fleetwood Mac, ELO, The Faces, Ronnie Lane, The Band, Nilsson, Bread, Nick Drake, Steely Dan, Roxy Music, Rush, The Who, The Kinks, The Dave Clark Five, The Jacksons, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, The Grateful Dead, Dio, Pirates of Darkwater, MICHAEL MCDONALD, Tiger Mountain, MERDUR, Turner Cody, Dave Van Ronk, etc. etc. etc. etc. infinity
The winner of the Zelda Fitzgerald emotional maturity contest
Dallas, and other shows about people with flawed existences. That Alton Brown cooking/science show. Flavor Flav's hoodrat competition.
HP Lovecraft's Haunting Tales of Terror