Geography of Mankind |
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well develo...
Posted by Ikkai on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST |
Kymmie's Holiday Do's and Don'ts. |
As we enter the holidays, it makes me think of the wonderful things my grandmother used to do for me, the first time I got to put the angel on the tree, the first time I came home from university for ...
Posted by Ikkai on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST |
Drinking with Your Mother - about as recommended as taunting a fat girl with Twinkies. |
Now don't get me wrong - I love my mom. A lot of people I know love my mom. It is because of who she is. She is giving, caring, fun, youthful, full of life and energy...
Posted by Ikkai on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST |
Random Musings from the Cube Farm |
Have you ever had one of those days where everywhere you look, your main answer is "are you serious?"; everything you do is "why the fuck did I just do that?" ... I am having one of those days. ...
Posted by Ikkai on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST |
Sex or Martial Arts - Top 20 |
1.You learn a lot more by doing it than by talking about it.2.It can result in a need for medical attention, psrticularly if you aren't careful or pick the wrong partner.3.You can never get enough of ...
Posted by Ikkai on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:34:00 PST |
R-E-M-A-T-C-H. Rematch, Bitches. |
I hope USC loses to ND. Why? Because USC has two more games and if they lose even ONE (which BTW will for sure be to ND)? They lose standing and it's rematch time! We will...
Posted by Ikkai on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST |
Glenn Edward Schembechler: 01 April 1929 to 17 November 2006 |
Let me just get THIS out of the way ... FUCK OHIO STATE. Scarlet and Silver are the colors of an Ohio whore. The only way you are admitted to Ohio State is if you were/are a felon a...
Posted by Ikkai on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST |
World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, sta...
Posted by Ikkai on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST |
That Was Totally Worth It! (Not so much, no) |
So tell me this ... who hated me enough to send me to training this morning? I take most of Friday off because I can and I get told on Monday that I am in this "mandatory training" at 10:00...
Posted by Ikkai on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST |
The Brass Monkey Fucktard Award : An Observation |
You will notice I have changed the Jackass of the Day Award to The Brass Monkey Fucktard Award (and I bet you can see why). And guess who gets it? This person ... although only wanting t...
Posted by Ikkai on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:41:00 PST |
