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Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema

I most definitly know the difference between Coke and Pepsi, Pepsi has a spicy pepper taste. Asshole

About Me


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I am just your everyday run of the mill bitch. I enjoy many different things. I hate the smell of wet news papers and burning soap. I love to read and wear big black grandma panties to bed (you know the kind from Walmart, go up to you ribs, anyway) . I am a pickle expert, yes it is a science and I most definitly know the difference between Coke and Pepsi, Pepsi has a spicy pepper taste. I must wet my ice and drain the water before I slowly pour my soda in the glass because the fizz dies down on dry ice cubes. Yeah I have issues, but I love me most.Favorite quote: All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of thier minds wake in the day to find it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act thier dream with open eyes, to make it possible. T.E. Lawrence "The Seven Pillars of Wisdom"That shit rocks all day long!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elizabeth
Birthday: July 12, 1970
Birthplace: Chicago's South Side
Current Location: Deerfield,IL
Eye Color: Crayon Brown
Hair Color: Depends on the day, currently dark red
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Bi-Racial
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes?
Your Weakness: Coke a Cola
Your Fears: Snakes and worms
Your Perfect Pizza: Girdonio's cheese, spininch and sausage. Deep Dish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A Grownup Job, A new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I do not use instant messanger, I would rather pick up a phone
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh God, again?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever, usually during the day. I am somewhat of a vampire
Your Most Missed Memory: How do you miss a memory, It's already forgotten, duh
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. White Castle
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Green tea, plain
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ewwww, how yuppie
Do you Smoke: Yes, gotta problem with it, stop breathing.
Do you Swear: All the F#@%ing time. Every Motherf9&%*ng chance I get!
Do you Sing: In the shower or car only.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I plan to go back and get my Masters and Ph.d
Do you want to get Married: Already did that
Do you belive in yourself: 120 percent
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yep, sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: NO..
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Totally, I plan to be a stormchaser
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute
&..39;In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:'
In the past month have you Smoked: nothing illegal
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell no!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes when I graduated
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish, maybe soon
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO, have you?
Ever been Drunk: Yes, a few times
Ever been called a Tease: ? I do not remember, I, uh ????dunno
Ever been Beaten up: NO
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: I don't. But if I must, in a blaze of Glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: F.B.I Forensic Scientist, Weekend StormChaser and Primatologists
What country would you most like to Visit: Just one Africa and them all of them... India, Italy, Spain, Ireland..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not picky, just as long as they have a pair
Favourite Hair Color: Just have some of that too, preferably all and not patches
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the person
Height: 6'1 or taller
Weight: Well purportioned, not fat, chubby etc. I am picky here
Best Clothing Style: Whatever, clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: 200 or more?
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 1 so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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My Interests

Me,Science, Sex, Primates, Science, Adventure, and more Science.


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Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 95% Supergirl 90% Wonder Woman 90% Iron Man 85% Spider-Man 80% Batman 65% Robin 65% The Flash 60% Catwoman 50% Hulk 45% Superman 35% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Stephen King, Stephen Tyler, Stephen J. Gould and Barney. [I must have a thing for Stephens or somthing? Elizabeth --
[noun]:

A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

Stevie Nicks, Pig Face, Aerosmith, Bach, New Age stuff, Snoop Dogg, Bon Jovi-yeah I said it BON JOVI (so what!), Devo, Prince, NO Doubt, UB40, and a host of other music I cant think to name right now.

Movies:

Best Cheesy Movie ever- Armageddon (the extended version), Best Scary Movie that made me keep on the light-The Exorcists(any version), Best Love Story/Movie- Say Anything, Best Blood and Guts-Dawn of the Dead (the new version, Worst movie ever-House of 1000 corpses, Best Adaptation from book to movie- Lord of the Rings(all three)...

Television:

Sopranos' (I love Tony Soprano, he gets all the ladies), Big Love (and I am not sure why!?!) Pretty much anything on the Discovery channel,Court T.V, National Geographic or History Channel. Rachel Rays cooking shows, so cute..

Books:

The Dictionary-I collect them, all kinds, The Quantum Cats are Coming, The Cell and everything Stephen King. Krakatoa, Bonobo: The Forgotten Ape, Dante, Femininsm is for Everybody, Innana, The Crime Scene Writers Guide, Forensic Science Case Book, Cannibal Killers, Sexual Serial Killers, Suicide Bunnies, Winnie the Pooh Must Die, Obedience to Authority, Topping from Below, The Story of O, A Different Loving, Bully for Brontosaurus, Gorillas in the Mist...and then some.

Heroes:

What is the criteria for being a hero? Saving someone? I think this question needs to be more specific, there are some catagories that need defining. I am confused. What like Superman hero or like Dr.Martin Luther King hero?

My Blog

How have I been?

Good question- in and out of life. Mi vida loca is how one might best put it. I have a new job that I like and I getting ready to go back to school. I want a Masters in Art Therapy with a concentratio...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:11:00 PST

More of Pinky

He is REAL... The coolest Elephant ever..I met him you know..you should ask me....
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

My Pink Elephant

Ok so  this is a cool story, I saw this Elephant when we went to Springfield to take my daughter to college, anyway I was drifting off in my thought and then this big ole Pink elephant pops up an...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

Learning to fly-

SO here I sit, naked soul, empty and full mindless blather.  Im not even sure how I feel, maybe it is because I fell so much all at once. My baby girl is going to college in less than a week.&nbs...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

Continuing life despite death of my soul

I can only say it one way, my Father is dead, not sleep or passed he is dead and it is killing my soul bit by bit , slowly as each day passes.  I play it off quite well I think, I call no on...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

Facts about me...

Saw this idea on my girl Courtney's page and thought it was cute-just did not wanna tag anyone cause all I care about is me, sooooo... 1. I lost my virginty when I was 5 -I fell on a chin link fence i...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

All I can remember ...

He was born 6 lbs 13oz. I can still remember his deep blue eyes, every moment was spent in suprise and wonder. He has never failed to see.  His photos, thier photos, my memories of so many sunny ...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:30:00 PST

What American City Am I ?

You Are Austin A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.You're totally weird and very proud of it.Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.Famous Austin re...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

Cool snipit I got from someguy at Bonnaroo...

Spirit is a word I use to describe what it is like to be human. Being a spirit means being a thing, an animal, and a person at the same time. Spirituality, to me, is about looking (alone or together) ...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST

Bonnaroo is the bomb digity!

Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks, Radio Head, Damian Marley, Bonnie Rait, Cyprus Hill et all... and a whole lotta parties. Not to mention the swamp like masses of tents and bodies writhing to music of eve...
Posted by Evil Elizabeth Endured an Enema on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:38:00 PST