Kaine Azrael

There is alot to know about me so lets try and sum it up all on this page...... or here is even a better idea and you could always just ask me a question. I love questions and there is nothing to personal. I'm an open book with lots of stories.
Things That I Love (The Good Shit)
Loyalty
Dark Humor
A Warm Shower
Mordecai (My Concrete Duck)
Well Made TV Shows
Bottled Water
Joints
Las Vegas(702 Bitches)
Nostalgia
My Sony PSP
My Xbox 360
Honor
Stash Boxes
Soft Blankets
420 Friendly People
Brightly Colored Eyes
Viloent Protesters
Eyeliner
Old Friends
And New Friends
Ankhs
Abstract Artwork
Long Hair
Axe Bodyspray
Metalcore Music
A Beautiful Smile
Tattoos
www.newgrounds.com
Free Stuff
Garlic
My 18 Piercings
Breakdowns
Pepsi
Unintended Decapitation (oops)
Local Shows
GTA
Jokers Natural Hemp Papers
Hot Pockets
Helping Out A Friend
Breaking Stuff
Rockstar
My Apartment
Painted Nails
The Adult Industry
Stolen Signs
Sexy Hips
Neon Lights
... And My Overwhelming Positive Outlook on Life
Things I Fucking Hate (The Bullshit)
Fake People
Psycics
The Current Economy
Sunlight
Prohibition on Pot
Gas Prices
People With No Point To Their Long Fucking Stories
Short Lived TV Shows
Politicians
Two Faced People
Emo Kids
Sellout Bands
Abstinance
Death
Fatigue
Forced Religion
Fake People
Cops
Hypocondriacs
Ignorant People
...And I Hate Fucking Liars!!
Order some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get outta this place alive... -- Johhny Depp
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -- Robin Williams
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. -- Dave Letterman
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. -- Peter OToole
Maybe I am the villan of the story! -- Michael Rosenbaum
It’s not a tumor! -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
I will bitch slap you back to Africa. -- Jackie Chan
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter. -- Will Smith
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! -- Peter Sellers
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. -- Robert Duvall
Let's stop saying "Don't Quote Me" because if no one quotes you, you probably haven't said a thing worth saying - KMFDM
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? -- Trainspotting