About Me
"Life's not a bitch ,
Life is a beautiful woman,
You only call her a bitch cuz she won't let you get that pussy .
Maybe she didn't feel ya'll shared any similar interests,
Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess "
I'm Audrey.
I love exploring the world.
FUCK, WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN DURING THE 60'S?
They had all the bomb drugs back then...and hell, they were legal, too. haha
I'm a fucking hippie child.
I don't believe you should ever settle for anything less than what you deserve.
I know what I want, and I know how to get it.
Going into the Peace Corps is my goal in life, and I am determined to one day volunteer.
But speaking of volunteers, I enjoy doing volunteer work of all sorts.
I also give the homeless a few bucks when I see them walking on the freeway with their cardboard signs.
Making others happy makes me happy.
I over-analyze things that shouldn't even be analyzed, and when I do analyze those things, I analyze them to the FURTHEST extent.. To the point where I ask myself why I analyzed it so much.
I'm one strange ass motherfucker, but everyone seems to love that about me.
I've been told I'm weird but in a really good way... And I'm starting to believe people when they tell me that. Haha.
::Virgo is the sign of service::
"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me."
-- Carol Burnett
I like to party.
Get down with the get down.
I'm a Corona and Jack Daniels drinker.
Quite the laugher.
I am easily amused....mainly by myself most of the time. haha
I am determined to be on The Price is Right.
I watch it every weekday morning at 10am on channel 8.
I love photography.
In fact, the darkroom is my home away from home.
When it comes to love, I don't believe in gender.
You like who you like, and you can't prevent feelings from developing.
I am very much into Astrology.
Thus, I know just about everything about all zodiac signs.
I loooveee hip-hop dancing.
In fact, when I was in middle school, I used to dance competitively, and have medals to show for it :)
I love fishing!
If you do too, then let's get together and go fishing! No joke, I'm down.
Kickin back, drinkin some brew and fishing is what I call fun..wait, Correction: it's what I call a fucking BLAST!
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
-- Victor Borge
I'm from San Diego, California. REPRESENT!
Thus, I am a Padres and a Chargers fan.
Once again, a correction: The HUGEST PADRES FAN EVERRR.
NIGGA, DON'T HATE.
Haha, I'm pretty much obsessed with baseball.
I can get pretty outrageous at times (well, the majority of the time. haha)
I absolutely HATE HATE HAAATE money. For it brings the worst out of people.
Yet, it's a necessity for surviving.
Therefore I love having it, and can't stand NOT having it, haha.
I looove meeting fellow Virgos. <3
+I am a 100% DOG LOVER +
When I see a dog, I get all giggly and excited.
I'm a hella cool, down ass chick.
Just get to know me and you'll see wassup.
My motto: i dont give a FUCK.
"The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind."
-- Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
I AM:
Intelligent and Analytical.
Practical and Diligent.
Meticulous and Reliable.
Overcritical and Harsh.
Perfectionist and Conservative.
Organized and Precise.
Outspoken and Blunt.
Confident, not Cocky.
"I've changed my mind so much I cant even trust it,
My mind changed me so much I cant even trust myself."
+ You said money can't buy me love and that's true,
But money can buy me drugs so that's cool +
"You can turn your back on a person, but,
never turn your back on a drug. Especially
when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting
knife in your eye. "
-- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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