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Lana

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I love the beach. I have kids and i love to do things with them.I love to hang out with my friends and meet new people as well. I love to dance even though i'm not that great.
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who dosent think they know it all...And one day, The man of my dreams. Doubt that will ever happen....

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Dec 14 2006 11:55PDue to increasing product liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers :WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may make your think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).WARNING : The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy

Music:

I love most music but my favorite is country.

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Movies:

American pie, Braveheart, Ghost, Billy Maddison, Big Momma's House, and of course It's a wonderful life....

Television:

C.S.I., Law And Order, Charmed, American Idol, and all classic's.

Books:

Dean Koontz is my favorite.

Heroes:

My mom and step dad and of course my kids.

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My Blog

Married and hormones are out of whack!

If you are married and you find yourself alone in a room with someone you are very attracted to and they clearly want to have sex - would you do it? Absolutely! I would kiss only I would master...
Posted by Lana on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST