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THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.}

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About Me

I'M JOE FUCKIN' CLEGG - I HATE GREEN SKITTLES AND I'M AFRAID OF MIDGETS AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG - I AM THE KING OF THE KEVIN BACON GAME - AND MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD IS A COLD BEER WHILE TAKING A HOT SHOWER - ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW, JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE OR HIT ME UP ON AIM AT SDMF215 - OR - NATHANRJESSUP37 - I'M OUTTIE 5000, KEEP IT SLEAZYspan.blacktext12 { visibility:visible !important; background-color:000000; background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position:center center;

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I'd like to meet:

OZZY , HALFORD AND ALL THE METAL GODS WHO HAVE BEEN LAYING IT DOWN FOR YEARS. I ALREADY MET ZAKK WYLDE BUT WOULDNT MIND DOING THAT AGAIN. JACK BLACK AND KYLE GASS , ARTIE LANGE , THE KING OF ALL MEDIA HOWARD STERN , THE DICE MAN , DANE COOK , LEWIS BLACK , RICHARD CHRISTY , VINNIE PAUL ABBOTT (RIP DIMEBAG DARRELL U WERE TAKEN AWAY 2 SOON) , NICK CANTONESE , JAMES LOMENZO , JAMEY JASTA (I MET THE REST OF THE GUYZ IN HATEBREED AT OZZFEST) , THE DUDES IN SWORN ENEMY , STEVEN TYLER AND JOE PERRY , EDDIE VAN HALEN , STEPHEN LYNCH , ROBERT DENIRO , AL PACINO , KEVIN BACON , ADRIAN PAUL , CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT , PETER WINGFIELD , JAMES CAAN , ED NORTON , BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG , MIKE DIRNT , TRE COOL , CHRISTIAN BALE ,FAIRUZA BALK (THE HOTTEST CHIC ON THE PLANET) , JENNA JAMESON , PAM ANDERSON , CARMEN ELECTRA , CHARLIZE THERON , CHRISTINA RICCI , THIS IS TAKING A LONG TYME SO I'LL FINISH L8ER

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Music:

BLACK LABEL SOCIETY (SDMF) , OZZY , BLACK SABBATH , PANTERA , JUDAS PRIEST , HATEBREED , SWORN ENEMY , MADBALL , METALLICA , DEATH , ICED EARTH , PRIDE AND GLORY , MESHUGGAH , THE GIN BLOSSOMS , 3EB , RHCP , GREEN DAY , PINHEAD GUN POWDER , MOTHER LOVE BONE , MAD SEASON , TEMPLE OF THE DOG , PEARL JAM , SOUND GARDEN , AUDIOSLAVE , ALICE IN CHAINS , GODSMACK , FOO FIGHTERS , THE BEATLES , I COULD GO ON FOREVER

Movies:

HIGHLANDER 1-4 , ANYTHING DENIRO , FIGHT CLUB , MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL , AMERICAN HISTORY X , A FEW GOOD MEN , FOUR ROOMS , FROM DUSK TIL DAWN , THE ISLAND , THE ROCK , GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS , ANYTHING WITH KEVIN BACON , OCEANS 11 AND OCEANS 12 , BATMAN BEGINS AND BATMAN 1 AND 2 , BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS , DIE HARD 1-3 , HOSTAGE , HOSTEL , AEON FLUX , BROKEN ARROW , BILL AND TED 1 AND 2 , WAYNES WORLD 1 AND 2 , THE VILLAGE , LADY IN THE WATER , SIGNS , UNBREAKABLE , THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES , DEMOLITION MAN , ROCKY 1-5 , RAMBO 1-3 , F.I.S.T. , TANGO AND CASH , L.A. CONFIDENTIAL , ORDINARY DECENT CRIMINAL , THE FIFTH ELEMENT , DETROIT ROCK CITY , WAITING , BLADE 1-3 , MAJOR LEAGUE 1-4 , THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES , PORKY'S 1 AND 2 , I'LL FINISH THIS L8ER IT TAKIN A LONG TYME

Television:

THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME - HIGHLANDER THE SERIES FOLLOWED AT A CLOSE 2ND THE SIMPSONS AND ROUNDING OUT THE TOP 3 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE - OTHER THAN THAT SMALLIVILLE , BOOMTOWN , ALL THE LAW AND ORDER SHOWS ,CSI AND CSI:NY , FAMILY GUY , AMERICAN DAD

Books:

I DON'T READ MUCH - EXCEPT WUTEVER I HAVE WITH ME IN THE CRAPPER.
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Heroes:

MICHAELANGELO THE NINJA TURTLE , SUPERMAN AND STRONG BAD ..
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My Blog

BRAND NEW MILLION DOLLAR IDEA

WOW! HAS IT BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I POSTED ONE OF THESE THINGS. JESUS H. CHRISTMAS... 8 MONTHS WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE?  BUT THIS ISN'T SOME RUN OF THE MILL DOUCHE BAG BLOG WHERE I'LL BORE YOU ...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:47:00 PST

NEW ARISTOCRATS... AND YOU CAN EVEN PARTICIPATE

WELL I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE ARISTOCRATS JOKE. BUT A FEW YEARS AGO THERE WAS A DOCUMENTARY PUT OUT ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF THE COMPLETE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL. REALLY ALL THE JOKE...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST

JSUT FCUIKNG RAED TIHS SIHT!

OH HLOY HLEL I AM SO FCKIUNG SCIK OF TEHSE BLULSIHT ASS BLULEINTS TAHT ARE FCUKNIG WIRTETN LKIE TIHS, I MAEN WHO RALELY GVIES A DMAN TAHT THE HMUAN MNID OLNY RADES WRODS AS A WOHLE. AND TEHN YOU GET ...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

POO AND THE WAR ON TERROR

WELL RECENTLY I FOUND MYSELF IN QUITE THE SHITTY SITUATION... LITERALLY. I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, SEATED ON MY PORCELAIN THRONE LIKE A KING IN HIS COURT. WHEN I REALIZED THAT THIS WAS NO ORDINARY FECAL...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

ST.JOE FUCKIN' CLEGG?

THE FOLLOWING IS AN ARTICLE RECENTLY PRINTED IN THE NEW YORK TIMES. NOW NORMALLY WHEN THEY DO THIS, I'LL SAY SOMETHING BEFORE I POST IT AND LET YA KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT A LITTLE BIT. BUT, THIS TIME I ...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:40:00 PST

BLING BLING BLACK GUYS AND FLASHY GRANDMA'S

SO I BEEN THINKING - WHY IS IT THAT BLACK GUYS FEEL THE NEED TO BE SO DAMN FLASHY ALL THE TIME WITH THE BLING-BLING AND WHAT NOT? AND I THINK I MAY HAVE FIGURED IT OUT - YA EVER SEE HOW BLACK GUYS AR...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

BIRD CRAP

SO HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHIT ON BY A BIRD? AND NO I DON'T MEAN FIGURITVELY LIKE THE EAGLES SHIT ALL OVER YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS OF SEEING A CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE CITY. I MEAN REAL BIRD SHIT ON YOUR HEAD, ...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

INVISIBLE DRIBBLERS AND MAD RAPPERS

SO HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SITTING ON YOUR STEP WHEN YOU NOTICE A PERSON OF THE BLACK PERSUASION WALKING DOWN YOUR BLOCK, AND AS HE APPROACHES YOU SITTING THERE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, HE BURSTS INTO A...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

IN THE LATEST EDITION OF THE N.Y. TIMES AN ARTICLE WAS PUBLISHED, AN ARTICLE THAT JUST MAY BE THE MOST TRUTHFUL AND HONEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER WRITTEN. AND HERE AND NOW I RELAY THIS VERY ARTICLE...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

SPANDEX IS A NO-NO!

SPANDEX JUST ISNT FOR EVERYONE, SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE WEARING SPANDEX THAT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE UNLESS THEIR WEARING A MOO-MOO OR A PARKA. THAT SHIT IS JUST DOWN R...
Posted by THE CLEGGERNAUT {F.B.I.} on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST