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I am here for Friends

About Me

I hate this self-gratification bull-shit! I'm going to sit here and try to tell you all the good things about me so that maybe you'll say hi, and the funny thing is that I don't even know you. So if you want to know something real about me... Check out the blog. It will explain me better than this can. It's how I feel. It's who I really am. It's just like a certain girl once said, "I hate life dam spiritual mambo jumbo" What a cunt. HAHAHA

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Your mom... I hear she gives great head. I'd also like to meet your sister for the same reason. Plus I hear she likes it in the butt.

Music:

Tool, Seether, Jack Johnson, Slipknot, Clutch, 10 Years, Keb-Mo, Chuck Berry, Pink Floyd, Mudvayne, Bob Dylan, Bionic Jive, Pantera, Charlie Daniels, Hank Jr., Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Sunna, Lady Saw, Beenie Man, Canderia, Chevelle, Deftones, Xavier Rudd, Saul Williams, R.A.T.M., Matisyahu, Rammstein, Lacuna Coil, Gnarls Barkley, Evanessence, Hurt, Immortal Techneque, Damien Marley, Soil, Sean O'reily Band, Billy Joel, Living Syndication, Allusive...

Movies:

Sunshine, 300, Titus, Revenge of the Ninja, Salton Sea, Princess Mononoke, Akira, Belly, Jarhead, Sin City, The Patriot, Braveheart, The Warriors, Troy, Both Final Fantasy movies, Reign, Rounders, The Machinest, Karas, Kaena, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, Volcano High, Passion of the Christ, Last Samurai, Fight Club, The Matrix, Snatch, Primal Fear, Scarface, The Godfather, Superman Returns, Pi, What Dreams May Come, Munich, Inside Man, From Hell, Primer, Brick, Schindler's List, Four Rooms, Carlito's Way, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, and anything with a really good twist

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter, Survivor Man, Heroes, House, Standoff, Beyond Tomorrow, Your World With Neil Cavuto, Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Dirty Jobs, Attack of the Show, Most anything on the History Channel, What else does tv have that's good?

Books:

Hustler(for the naked chicks) LOL, Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, The Dark Tower series, Where The Red Fern Grows, Treasure Island, Moby Dick, Journey To The Center Of The Earth, The Old Man And The Sea...

Heroes:

**My parents are the most heroic people I've ever known.**
Every single man or woman that is serving in the armed forces. God bless you all. We wish you all a safe return home.