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La Crystaaaaal

My patronus is a velociraptor...

About Me

I'm one of those people everyone knows and no one forgets. I don't know why. It's weird.

I'm actually the first thing that pops up when you google my name.

If I call you 'Poodle' that means I like you very much.

Just because I'm in cosmetology school doesn't mean I'm stupid. Actually, I'm probably smarter than you are. No joke. I'm also an Immortal Super-Fan.

If you're reading this you probably know me.

The End.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 The Whomping Willow is Love

My Interests

Books, music, knowledge, LOTR, Harry Potter, bingo, books, tattoos, bars, St. Louis Blues, traveling, piggie banks, football, beer, books, Disney, being silly in public, vodka, X-men, making people pretty, painting, books, the human mind, and laughing. Oooh. Did I mention books? I like books.
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I'd like to meet:

Oodles and oodles of poodles.

Music:

You should buy albums from my homies: Nobodys Favorite Records. And then you should go to The L.O.U. for some rocking STL music. I have a great talent for knowing every song on the radio. Friends challenge me. I make them cry, I am so awesome!

Movies:

My all time favorite movie is Aladdin. I love anything by Hitchcock, most animated Disney, musicals, LOTR, HP, cheesy horror flicks and old black and white supense/thriller movies. I have some friends who make movies too. They fucking rock. Check them out at: www.wickedpixel.com www.thadiuspictures.com

Television:

My remote collects dust most of the time.

Books:

I love books. If I had to pick an all-time favorite, it would be Alice In Wonderland. Followed by: Tolkien, Tennessee Williams and J.D. Salinger. After that: Harry Potter, Hemingway, Amy Tan, Truman Capote, Anne Rice, and the poetry of Viggo Mortensen. Historical fiction is always fun, and I adore real ghost stories and folklore from different parts of the world. Actually, I'll read anything. Including boxes of cereal and the back of shampoo bottles. I've come to terms with being a bookworm./a&gt

Heroes:

You.

My Blog

I had to share this.

This made me giggle all frigging day long, so I thought I would share it with y'all. Now that's funny....
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

I'm not easily grossed out but...

So, yeah. I wrote this whole long blog about a lady with disgusting smeggy smelling dragon claw feet who wanted a pedicure, and my computer and/or myspace fucked it all up. Long story short, it was by...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

Aaaaw.

Yesterday was awesome to the ninety-ninth power. If you missed it, well, your bad. I wanna give a big shout out to my number one homie bro Maggiacomo. Thanks for coming and I wish you could have staye...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Floods? In Missouri? Get out!

Siriusly...this happens every years. Flooding. Should we be surprised by now? Christ! No! We shouldn't! Every...single...year it's the same thing in May. "The rivers are rising..." "Communities are st...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:07:00 PST

Live and in Tree: The Whomping Willows

Hosted By: Cryssy NelsonWhen: Tuesday May 15, 2007 at 6:00 PMWhere: Cahokia Public Library140 Cahokia Park DriveCahokia, IL 62206United StatesDescription:The Whomping Willows will be rocking out...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

*sigh*

Zen, my mp3 player, is dead. I've just come to grips and admitted it. He's gone through this before. There were hard times when he would play the music in a weird way but you could reset him and he w...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:42:00 PST

Holy crackerjacks

So I was on IMDB.com today and guess what I found.You'll never guess. This awesome. Wicked awesome fucking cool even.They are making a movie version of Sweeney Todd, based on the Broadway show. Aaaaah...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

I'm disgusted.

I'm posting this because not every girl wants these things. I don't, and I'm a girl. A straight girl, in fact.  I'm even very girly at times.If my boyfriend did all this stuff, I would vomit prof...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

Die die die!

The excitement is killing me!I might die. Die die die!...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST

job

I need another job for the summer. I think I might go up to Great Clips and see if they need a receptionist or something. Other than that, I got nothing. Part of the problem is that I need something i...
Posted by La Crystaaaaal on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST