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BuckyBarnes

My Brain is my own worse enemy

About Me

What the hell am I doing here? What are any of us doing here? I'll probably ramble for a minute, I'm not a very good writer. My spelling and grammar are sad examples of publick ed-you-kay-shun. I've been a movie projectionist (just like Brad Pitt in "Fight Club" giggity giggity), a graphic artist, and a pet psychic. After a 15 year absence from school, I went back to get a Psych-tech certificate, then hopefully a degree. I'm currently working in a psych. facility, and (after living in Marin for so long) I'm hoping that I don't end up a client of one.

My Interests

Movies, books, comics, VLS theory, quantum mechanics, freaks (both congenital and created)

I'd like to meet:

I would like to have freakish, carnival sex with the daughters of George Bush. I want to do things to them that would make Freud say, "Dude, you're fucked up!".

Music:

You know, it's just easier just to put what I don't like. Young Country, Phil Collins, and French Opera. Oh, and anyone that got famous from a reality show.

Movies:



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Television:

Discovery channel doesn't show enough freakish stuff anymore, it's all babies and dwarfs. BBC America would rock if they're drop most of their fucking home improvment shows. Hell it's enough to make you buy a book!

Books:


Heroes:

Nikola Tesla, Dr. Ed Miller, Rene ;), and of course Jethro Bodine

My Blog

This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Toe

So I'm leaving my house and this guy on the street stops me and asks me what I think of the construction next door. Here's basically what I told him.It's a fucking disgrace. They're cramming 6 houses ...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

You had to be there

Coming back from Brandy Ho's, driving down Broadway, and on the sign on Big Al's Adult Novelty store reads:Don't be a DildoBuy one instead.Sometimes I love San Francisco.
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST

Are Ay Gee Gee Em Oh Pee Pee

Today was the first day I actually felt scared at work.  There's a new client, with a history of assaultive behavior, who is woefully under medicated, who has it worked out in his head that I've ...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:53:00 PST

One less bell to answer

Well, fuck.Novels: Player Piano 1952 The Sirens of Titan 1959 Mother Night 1961 (This is my personal favorite.  The book has everyth...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

No matter what you do, do it well.

    It's no big surprise that I don't open my soul more often here. I'm tend to be a little more protective (to put it mildly) about my person shit. Well, the shit is stacking too hig...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

The silicon chip inside her head

Driving me nuts that I can't seem to find the femural pulse on this client, and pictures like this don't help, much.  I might get into trouble, or at least some funny looks if I try this approach...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

Mule cleaner blues

So what has two thumbs and a psych-tech license?This guy.  Hmm, that kind of works better in person.  Now if I can straighten up my screwed up personal life, it will be cake for all....
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

I'll only put the tip in

I've got my state boards on Friday, that's the day after tomorrow.  Holy shit.  I finally sat in a dealership long enough to buy a car, but I think it's really unfair of Mini of San Francisc...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST

I was dreaming when I wrote this

Was half past dead today (for reasons I may or may not get into) so I sat on my ass caught up on TV. Quick thoughts, see if you can guess what I was watching.I can't fucking believe Jack shot Curtis.D...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

It's a boring day, got nothin' to do

At least I'm not feeling like I'm dangling off a cliff.  FINALLY talked to human beings at the new job, exchanged a cup of urine for a key and a time-card (I got the key), and I'm on the shedule ...
Posted by BuckyBarnes on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:42:00 PST