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Statelhump

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About Me

Chris D'Auito Ruined my life.

My Interests

I like cool stuff

I'd like to meet:

people i don't know

Music:

i 3 funky bass lines

Movies:

Mad Max- Badass The Godfather - Badass The Terminator - Badass Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -Badass Smokey and the Bandit- Badass The Road Warrior - Badass The Godfather II - Badass Terminator 2 Judgement Day -Badass A Clockwork Orange -Badass Dr. Strangelove - Badass Blazing Saddles- Badass Young Dr. Frankenstien - Badass Full Metal Jacket -Badass Apocolypse Now - Badass Platoon - Badass Saving Private Ryan - Badass Space Balls - Badass PULP FUCKING FICTION-BADASS

Television:

adult swim simpsons king of the hill cops- nothing like watching rednecks getting busted arrested development Family Guy

Books:

Calvin and Hobbes

Heroes:

Christopher D'auito The German Driving Experience

My Blog

everyone needs a little S.O.A.P

everyone does need a little S.O.A.P. Snakes On A Plane If anyone else was to play the part that Mr. Jackson was assigned they would've over acted and ruined the movie. They would've taken it seriously...
Posted by Statelhump on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

4/20 mother fucker

everything pisses me off i fear for my generation we as a group are dumb as hell natural selection is apparently asleep at the wheel apathy is the new plauge 4..20 has become the new easter celebrate ...
Posted by Statelhump on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST

10 Things i've noticed about college

1 no one cares as long as you don't 2 some people are really annoying 3 having a roomate isn't bad but  it isn't good  4 work is alot easier? 5 having to go across campus at 9 a.m. sucks bi...
Posted by Statelhump on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:23:00 PST

Why I love My Saturn Twin Cam

Some reasons why i love my car its got all 4 doors it got 4 tires (2 with patches!) keyless entry keyless start only 165,517* miles on it (that's means it could've traveld around the world an amazing ...
Posted by Statelhump on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things I'd like to do in my lifetime

1) run up the down escalator in a track suit yelling at everyone coming down "excuse me one person to a machine" 2) start a war 3) lead a country 5) be homeless 6) live in a trailer 7) yell at someone...
Posted by Statelhump on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

http://www.saddestcaveman.com/

my picture, i know its maddox quit bitchin, i think its funny Saddest Cave Man
Posted by Statelhump on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST