in honour of this upcoming valentines day... |
sigh... so i typed this up once and myspace - the whore of all whores - had another one of its "unexpected errors" that i expect will happen again the next few times i try to post this. i'll be sure t...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST |
life is funny... |
i blew a fuse while i was trying to buzz all of my hair off, and after going downstairs and fooling around with the appropriate switches (thank the gods they're labeled, i could have fucked someone up...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST |
this is fucking incredible! |
do you all remember the disemboweler? i went in to feed my crabs and looked in to see one that looked like it had completely gutted itself. immediately i swiftly, although carefully, pulled the tank f...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST |
sans dignity |
i spent most of thursday evening and all of friday crying hysterically and carrying a box of tissues around. i did not sleep thursday night into friday. i was too busy worrying, and sobbing. to carry ...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST |
one good deed and two dumb men |
stop me if i've told y'all this...
january 3rd i drove mom up to taunton so that she could spend a gift certificate she had gotten for christmas. i made a pit stop at dunkin donuts when we reached the...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST |
you know, on second thought, i WOULD set your dog on fire |
i am feeling unfulfilled and easily angered. i was on someone's lame myspace profile and in their pictures they listed a picture of spongebob with the caption "spongebob rules!!!" it angered me. i wou...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST |
there's something lodged in my hand that i can't get out |
there was a splinter in my right middle finger, which i pulled out with my teeth (as is my usual way of removing both wood and glass splinters... i have stories...) chewed it for a second, realized i'...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST |
i don't tell you people enough about my bowel movements... |
but i've been rather regular so there's nothing exciting to be said about them today.
i posted one of what will be three pictures of my spine. for any of you who are mildly versed in anatomy, the extr...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST |
i'm feeling cautiously optimistic |
i was so dedicated to being optimistic for the rest of december in preparation for a fantastic 2007. i thought perhaps all of my bad luck was created by a pessimistic mindset, or karma, and how much b...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST |
sigh. it's been a good day. |
last night didn't go so badly. we had an 848 piece truck, so it was small so i went inside to do the most strenuous work only to realize there were 72 cases of roll wrap and 80+ cases of furniture. ne...
Posted by metaphor for obscurity on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST |
