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Attack of The stach

This is not a Joke, This is my Life!

About Me


Create your own friendquiz hereIm Chicken, yes Chicken. My friends know what I mean. Also, I guess that I could descibe myself correctly when I tell you Im a cross between Peter Parker and Eric Forman.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Hulk 75% Robin 72% Batman 60% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 55% Iron Man 50% Superman 45% Catwoman 45% Supergirl 37% Wonder Woman 27% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
I wish I was BATMAN, but who am I kidding. I m not rich, powerful, handsome or Badass. Hell, I was closer to Robin than Batman. I was almost a FUCKING sidekick!! I do look good in Black though. I can see how I am Spider-Man, I m shy, nerdy, (ock)ward (No pun intended) and I love redheads. But, Jason I'll always be Chicken-Man!Take the quiz:
Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Chandler
You make every one laugh!!! You are so funny and can always think of something great to say! Make sure you don't hurt someone with your jokes, but keep being your funny self!!
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Your Political Profile


Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
My favorite...
Movie is Pulp Fiction
Colors are Black and Blue
TV Show is Seinfeld
Actor is Al Pacino
Gaming System is XBOX
Superhero is BATMAN
Music Icon is JOHNNY CASH
Bands are MUSE and NEW ORDER
Comic is DANE COOK
Website is MySpace.com
Interest Table Creator provided by Myspacedevil.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jaret Cline
Birthday: 12/07/1981
Birthplace: Fort Worth, Tx
Current Location: Euless, Tx
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: German(Sorry, Jason)and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Same Old Shoes
Your Weakness: Bullets!!!
Your Fears: Dying a Virgin
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a better JOB
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: (Work Days) Not Again! (Days Off) Thank God!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Heart Scar
Your Bedtime: 2-4am
Your Most Missed Memory: WHAT?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King is Still Around?
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who Cares!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Hell, Yeah!!
Do you Sing: Only when I want someone to leave
Do you Shower Daily: YES!!!
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I have a Dergee!
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Outside, NO Inside, YES
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah(Thanks Jason)
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, Someone LOVE ME!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ever been Beaten up: Yes(Thanks Jason)
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In Bed, After Sex (If you got to go, go with a smile)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A MAN
What country would you most like to Visit: This Is America!! Screw Everyone Else!!!(That was a Joke)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: ONE(Thanks KAT)
Number of CDs I own: I don't know
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

Xbox, movies, ChicksCOMICS:Dane CookDave ChappelleBill HicksLewis BlackChris RockGeorge CarlinJerry Seinfeld

I'd like to meet:

YOU!
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Music:

Johnny Cash, Live, BUSH, Muse, New Order, Interpol, The Cure, Radiohead, Swallow The Sea, Sounds Under Radio, Killers, MuteMath, Ash, Soundtracks

Television:

SPACED!! (From the creators of Hot Fuzz)

Books:

Fiction: American Psycho, The Beach, The Great Gasby, Anything by Sebastian Paramo(Mr. Marathon), The Da Vinci Code and The Bible (Great Storytelling!)

Heroes:

My Savior, My Lord and My Buddy!! JESUS CHRIST"The MAN IN BLACK" Johnny Cash A true Man. Cool, Passionate, Thoughtful and Humble

My Blog

Net Neutrality, Save It!!

Hey Guys, I wanted to take some time and tell you about an issue that is important to everyone that uses the internet. It is Network Neutrality. Without Network Neutrality, your internet service prov...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST

Check out this event: House Party!

Hosted By: Jaret ClineWhen: Saturday May 24, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: University Courtyards 8203S Bonnie Brae StreetDenton, TX 76201United StatesDescription:Jaret Cline Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:07:00 PST

New Chicken Pad!

Hey Ladies and Germs, I just signed my first apartment lease! I move in on the 9th of May. No more Dorms!! Thank God!! Chicken is moving on up to the westside!(of Denton) Finally, Chicken has left th...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:33:00 PST

Im making a Documentary

I have decided to make a documentary about my open heart surgeries and the effect it has had on my family and me. Im going to start this in the summer. So, if anyone would like to help out, let m...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:22:00 PST

Top 15 Films of 2007 (in my view)

1. No County for Old Men 2. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street 3. Zodiac 4. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford 5. Grindhouse 6. Hot Fuzz 7. Gone Baby Gone 8....
Posted by Attack of The stach on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:00:00 PST

The 2007 Film Awards

THE 2007 Film Awards: The Year's Best (and Worst) at the Movies   Breakout Star of the Year: Josh Brolin (Planet Terror, No County for Old Men and American Gangster) Comedic Star of the Year: S...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:44:00 PST

NEW CAR!!!!!

Hey, Anyone! Well, I thought you guys might want to know that I got a new car. A 2007 Toyota Corolla! I traded in my crappy 2003 Ford Tauras for this one. So, no more bad battaries. YAY!!! Later, Jar...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:05:00 PST

GO SEE GRINDHOUSE!!!!

For those who have not seen Grindhouse yet, I have three words for you: SEE IT NOW!!!! Trust me, you are missing out! DO NOT WAIT FOR DVD!!! The movie will loose it's charm. And if you must wait, see ...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

Ten Best Films of 2006

Hey, chicka-dees! Well, another Year is upon us and soon I will start rating the films of 2007. But, before that, I have the list of the Ten Best Films of 2006! Again, this list is only made up of fil...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Thanks

Hey, I just want to thank everyone who wished me a happy birthday. These last few months have been really hard and it warms my heart to know that so many care about me. I woud like to take t...
Posted by Attack of The stach on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:51:00 PST