{ THe most common Phrase in myspace, "FUCK ALL DA HATERS", lol Mother fuckers!" }(sorry now back to me) Ok now im, Mexican, German, and Polish. Im in birmingham highschool,wait check that.... I GRADUATED BABY!!! Names like these usually fallow me where ever i go and all i can do is just like them... i think they suit me well...: ghost beans, Guero, cracker, milkweed, whiteboy and shit like that. Im enjoying my summer and im not worrying about waking up at 6:30 every morning to take the bus to school!Because now i have a college scheduel. TO ALL U FOOLS GOING TO VALLY COLLEGE I FEEL BAD FOR U GUYS THAT SCHOOL SUCKS!! BUT U CAN COUNT ON SEEING ME THERE IN SEPTEMBER!! As far as football goes.... I dont know what im going to do, For u see i have a problem. I want to play football real bad but i wanna make money real bad as well so i dont know what to do... Fuck it!One thing about me defenantly is that i dont like to pursuade, or force people into doing something, l like them to do it because thats the way they feel and they want to do it. When people first see me they think that i look serious and dumb, but really im not, Im not serious what so ever and i get good grades. Im the nicest person that u will ever meet in ur life, if u were to punch me i wouldnt hate you, ill just be like ouch what the fuck was that for? and then ill get over it. I hold no grudges asaingst anyone, when I get mad, i get mad, but usually im the first to appologize, unless u totaly disrespect me, once u do that, i dont see u anymore, u become invisable. I dont try to be anyone else, because i dont fallow what oter people do, i like to do what comes to me. Ladies if u have seen my picture,.... well it speaks for its self. ......... Im FINISHED with highschool and i finished strong with a lot of awards for both football and academics, and a core college G.P.A. of 3.2666. Another thing about me,... I like to have sex while eating macaroni and cheese (lol), Oh and when im pounding you dont say, "grab my toes" because its really weird and hard to do, say anything ,... anything but not grab my toes. no joke. Im also very very pacient, but even that has its limits. Dont think that ur bad ass because of the car u drive,or because of the clothes u wear, because thats the most stupid way u can think, because it means that with out ur car or ur clothes u wouldnt be SHIT. If u drink and smoke then thats cool i dont care, it dosnt bother me, but just dont brag about it like its the tightest thing in the world, because i dont give a fuck really. Ur car or ur clothes or fucking money i dont care, because..... Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight gonna get me some afetrnoooooooon delight. but what ever though im thought with this "About ME" shit, i got other things to do, Like eat, sleep, eat while sleeping, sleep while eating. O and please excues my hispanic accent, hopefully u can understand my typing PEACEEEEEE!%D%AStuff: once i was walking around it this park and i saw the most beautiful squirel, so i went up to her and asked her " do u own any shoes?" Then she looked at me and told me "yes i do", then i said cool bitch get down on the floor or else the musical chairs will get u for sure. Then out of no where the lord him self came down fron the heavens and said " que comes ?" and i said " nada, por que?", then he said "De du rocue", then i said "wahhhh?". After all of that the squriel ran back up the tree that god came down from, itturns out that the squriel was an aprentice of god that assiated him on that journey. Then i was like "wwwwoooohhhhh". Then i went to get a hair cut from a bum named billy bob joe,i just called him bbj for short, he gave me one hell of a hair cut and i was ready for all of the ladies to see me on my way home. So Im walking home and then i fall into a big ass hole and then i hear moaning in the back ground and then i wake up in my bed, with beer bottles all around, plugging some ho that i dont even know. THen i was defenantly like "wooooohhhhh". After i pulled the plug from the hole i went into the kitchen to get some grub cuz i was smelly. I reached into the cabnet and pulled out a f***ing mopnkey. i know what ur tinking right now, man this guy cant even spell, but thats how u really spell the thing that i pulled out of the cabnet, because it told me how to spell what he was, but back to my story before i got side tracked with that meaningless thought. So there I am, face to face with a one "EYES" monster and i says to Mable i says... dot dot dot.suddenly the monster just droped dead on the floor and on the bottem of his foot was a map that told me how to get the burried socks!!! THen i was like "HELL YES, imma goin get me some socks muther f***er!!! SO i slapped the monster and said " IM RICK RICK B*T*C! SLAP! SO then i turn around and i see dotted lines and i thought to my self "WAIT WAIT WAIT, i know what this one "EYESed" monster is trying to do to me, hes trying to get me to follow this dotted line to go find the suposid burried socks in a place where they arnt, because common whos going to make a map of how to get to the brurried tresure if theres already a dotted line? SO i fallow the dotted line any way and find my self on the moon for some strenge reason, and i said to my self god dang it i should have listen to my thought DAMN and then i float away..... .. . ....
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