ObituaryDied 24/7/365 in America's Heart, USAToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; however they could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima WhinerNot many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone, or recognized the name!If you still know him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing.
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Horror (My Favorite): Saw 1 & 2 (I’m sure I will add Saw 3 to this list), Hellraiser (all of them), House of a 1000 Corpses, Living dead series, to name a fewHistoric: Braveheart, Master and Commander, Fly Boys, Glory, Memphis Bell, Gladiator,Comedy:Dodgeball, Six string Samurai, Big Trouble in Little China, All Kevin Smith films (Clerks), All Troma films, Snatch (never trust a man with a pig farm), Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Shawn of the Dead, Rockey Horror Picture ShowKung Fu Theater: Crank, Hero, Gojo Bridge, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Transporter 1& 2, ZatoIchiSuspense and Drama: The Usual Suspects, the Sixth Sense, the Departed, Casino, Rounders, Good Fellas, the GodfatherAnime: Hellsing, Akiera, Berserk, Irresponsible Caption Tyler, Vampire Hunter D
Rome, Carnivale, Deadwood, Count Duckula, Profit (must see) Penn and Tellers’ Bullshit, History Chanel, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Are You Being Served?,
Master and Commander (Aubrey-Maturin Series) by Patrick O'Brian Angels and Daemons, Digital Fortress and The Da Vinci code by Dan Brown Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli
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