Hello, my name is Whitey. I am a whitetail buck deer. I live in the woods and I like to munch on clover. I like girls who wear those huge sunglasses that cover 75% of their face. Also, I am an asshole.
Pussy. Rubbing bark off of trees with my antlers. I like to fight. I mainly fight off the fags who try to steal my pussy. Otherwise I just lay around. At night I run out in front of cars for fun.
Just about any hot girl who wants to hook up with me, I want to meet. Seriously ladies, I am not joking about this. I will repay you with witty banter, hot animal sex, a swift kick to the spine, or whatever turns you on.
Not a big fan of music. No electricity where I live, and batteries do not last long in my iPod. FUCK.
The only movies I get to see are when I sneak up to the drive in theater. If you have to ask what my fav movie is, then its Bambi. I also like the Die Hard Trilogy, and the Goonies.
Again, no power where I live. I want a plasma tv though. My cousin Donner wont tell that fat fuck Santa. Hes such a douche.
I dont like books because it is too difficult to turn the pages when you only have hooves.
The Incredible Hulk. Tits.