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LaLaLaLani.

male me marem putatis? pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

About Me

i have pink hair! yeah!

My shoes are almost always untied. [UPDATE!!!: I got velcro shoes... SCORE!
Fat free mayonaisse kind of makes me want to die.

I still jump on the bed sometimes, just because it's fun. Or maybe because my parents never bought me that trampoline.

i often feel like this guy washing windows:

I have a generally abrasive and intense personality, which means I often come across as a bitch, which I guess I am. Just roll with it, shitbag.

here's a link to my stupid livejournal

My Interests

Latin, shooting myself in the face.

I'd like to meet:

Strangers with candy.

Nazi punks, fuck off.

Music:

tool, otep, portishead, dresden dolls, dead kennedys, circle jerks, opeth, massive attack, peaches, deftones, nine inch nails, crowbar, eyehategod, soilent green, goat whore, down, primus, anti-flag (earlier stuff), velvet acid christ, slayer, psychostick, minor threat, black flag, my life with the thrill kill kult, the queers, bauhaus, love and rockets, she wants revenge, violent femmes, ani difranco, paul simon, sublime, the cure, the decemberists, tom petty, they might be giants, white zombie, weezer, the pixies, bratmobile, bikini kill, 7 year bitch, x-ray spex, huggy bear, the slits, siouxsie and the banshees, depeche mode, at the drive in, sparta, acid bath, agents of oblivion, deadboy & the elephantmen, the beatles, the rolling stones, beck, chicks on speed, cee-lo, ladytron, gnarls barkley, AND SO MANY MORE I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF IT. I'll pretty much listen to anything except for maybe Yanni and modern country popshit.

I have an almost unnatural obsession with european house music.

Movies:

I like horror flicks, slasher movies that are actually scary, road trip movies, sci-fi, anime with a cyberpunk-y theme (ghost in the shell, akira, armitage III), tim burton movies... And that Hero movie with Jet Li! V for Vendetta, Team America World Police, About Schmidt,

I am also a huge fan of the goofy stoner flick, 'cos let's face it....

Television:

The last show I actually enjoyed watching on television on a regular basis was the X-Files, and even that started to suck at the end. I enjoy South Park, the Daily Show, and the Colbert Report when I catch them. If the TV is on, I'll most likely be watching public broadcasting, the history channel, sci-fi, or animal planet.

I dislike the 'reality' television craze and respectfully request that it be stopped immediately. Really, people.OH JESUS I LOVE TEH ROBOT CHICKEN AND TEH METALOCALYPSE.

Books:

Fuck off and read, square.

Heroes:

ROBOTS! and cyborgs too i guess, Gaius Valerius Catullus, Caesar, Alexander the Great and other fabulous conquerors.

My Blog

It's all terribly interesting, isn't it?

http://classicpersuasion.org/pw/thucydides/jthucbk4rv2.htmht tp://oll.libertyfund.org/Texts/Hobbes0123/Works/HTMLs/Vol08/ 0051-08_Pt05_Book4.html
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:24:00 PST

GOD DAMNIT

Why the FUCK can't I learn FUCKING Greek? ...
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

a note to everyone who told me...

that if i lost weight, my boobs would get smaller....they don't. ...
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:21:00 PST

why the fuck am i awake at 4:17?!

i need to go to sleep, but i can't.So i should be doing homework, but i'm not.I should learn German, but I can't.I shouldn't be on myspace, but i am
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:19:00 PST

:(

do you know what it's like to miss new orleans love the saints anyways?fuck the bears! WHO DAT ANYWAYS!!!and reggie bush, omg.
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

wanna see some skin?

this is what happens when my girlfriends and i get bored....
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST

TRANSFORMERS (**robot voice** ...robots in disguise...) MOVIE!

Okay, so it looks really awesome, but i'm skeptical about the whole Michael Bay thing. I mean, in a preview off of the Transformers 20th anniversary DVD, he compared it to Armageddon, which is one of ...
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

Just in case any of you were stumped as to what to get me for xmas.....

this is really just for my mom, so i don't have to talk to her. but if you really wanted to buy me something.... go ahead....
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST

what do you think?

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Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST

GREAT NEWS!

self-immolation is still always a viable option.
Posted by LaLaLaLani. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:26:00 PST