soggy

take a long, hard look at my picture. that is correct, i am a hamburger. dont fuck with me.i like hanging out with my boys and sometimes the ladies, soglette i love you ;). parties are pretty much all i can do, and of course smoking marlboro reds because im tough like that.in a past life, i had it rough. besides the fact that i was half-eaten, i was spray-farted on, spat on, parts of my buns were lit on fire, and i was left in the cold for hours. after this, i was pissed on by 3 UNL doucebags who ended up being my best buds although i wouldnt realize this until later on. a day after being pissed on, and completely ant infested at that time, i decided to take a trip to see a Republican buddy i knew of, but he hated me because i wasnt fuckable at that point:(