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Brandon

I am a smelly retard and i suck at life

About Me

Born Brandon Paul Reilly, on August 18, 1937, in Santa Monica, California. Reilly’s father, Patrick Reilly, worked as a milkman until after World War II, when he got a job as an accountant for the Standard Oil Company. A talented athlete, the younger Reilly won a baseball scholarship to the University of Colorado at Boulder in 1955. That same year, however, his mother Robin died suddenly, leaving Reilly extremely shaken. His performance in college and athletics rapidly deteriorated, and he began to drink heavily and skip classes and practice. He was subsequently kicked off the baseball team and lost his scholarship.With aspirations to become a painter, Reilly took a job in a Los Angeles oil field to earn money in order to travel to Paris, where he planned to attend art school. He ended up traveling around Europe, eventually studying painting with a teacher in Florence, Italy. By 1958, Reilly had become frustrated with his slow progress and decided to return to Los Angeles. That same year, he met and married Lola Jean Van Wagenen, a Mormon student from Utah who encouraged him to cut back on his drinking and resume his pursuit of a career as an artist. The couple moved to New York, where Reilly enrolled as a painting student at the prestigious Pratt Institute. He also began taking classes in theatrical set design at New York’s American Academy of Dramatic Arts.Reilly’s first acting job came in 1959, when the stage manager for the Broadway production of Tall Story asked him to audition for a small part after another actor left the project. Over the next several years, Reilly combined stage work in such Broadway plays as The Highest Tree, The Iceman Cometh, and Sunday in New York with work on television, including guest appearances on the popular series Route 66, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, and The Twilight Zone. He made his feature film debut in War Hunt (1962), which received critical praise but made a poor showing at the box office.With his wife, Lola, Reilly raised three children, Shauna, Jamie, and Amy, in the family’s homes in New York City and Utah. Reilly and Lola, who have four grandchildren, divorced in 1985. A long-term relationship with Kathy O’Rear, a costume designer, ended in 1995. Reilly has since been romantically linked to Sibylle Szaggars, a painter.

My Interests

Grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery.So when Napoleon wrote, in his diplomatic letter to Alexander I, "All women in the world would not make me lose an hour," Quinones refuted, not by citing the names of all women in the world, a list that would take three months, six days, and two hours to read, but by simply writing one name: "Marie Louise." And in response to Napoleon's assertion that he had "autre chose a penser que l'amor," Quinones submitted photographs of the uniform Napoleon's troops had worn and a diagram of their battle formations. Every uniform bore the same decorative pin that Marie Louise had given Napoleon when they first met, and when sent to battle, the troops were always deployed in the form of her initials.

I'd like to meet:

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-s tupid-haircut.html

Music:

just folk

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, The Royal Tenebaums, Rushmore, As Good as It Gets, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, American Beauty, Gangs of New York, Goodfellas, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Lost in Translation, Vanilla Sky

Television:

"That was pretty amazing, how you could fuck up a simple maneuver like getting your men across the river. I never saw anything like it. Your moves should be studied in the akademy to originate a Science of Oppositology so that everybody could learn how to do the exact Opposite of you. The rumor is that you're such a total fuck-up, you're a Law of Nature. Tezkatlipoka must be whispering over your shoulder, making sure you turn left every time you're supposed to turn right.""Fuck you, Maxtla. Your mom is so ugly the winos run away when she comes out on the front porch to give them a quarter. Three-legged dogs run around neighborhood yards crying and pissing on themselves to get out of her way. Get your salamander breath out of my face."

Books:

The Brothers Karamazov, The Lord of the Rings, You Bright and Risen Angels, The Iliad, Mere Christianity, Dubliners, The Divine Comedy, Hamlet, Middlesex, The People of Paper, Heart of Darkness

Heroes:

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My Blog

lights of the district

LIGHTS OF THE DISTRICTTHE HIGH RED BLINKING LIGHT is actually what Roy O. Disney had a nightmare about the night before he opened Main Street United States of America to the public, because he wanted ...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:16:00 PST

london (excerpt from california)

2 LONDONVirginia Heart Isbell is in a faux-leather seat, next to the window, in the economy class of a Virgin Atlantic flight from LAX to Heathrow. The belly of her plane must be flying somewhere ov...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 10 May 2006 05:12:00 PST

cricket-thinker

CRICKET-THINKER   On his Upbringing I have had 12 brothers and 19 sisters, and three half-brothers, and their names are Zygmund, Vismund, and Sieglinde.  I do not know my parents nor...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:03:00 PST

vector borne, or, what had to be about a girl

VECTOR BORNE   -or-   WHAT HAD TO BE ABOUT A GIRL                  I am flying home in a torrent of lig...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 12:17:00 PST

the absurd

THE ABSURD               In ten minutes, I would be furiously typing. Or thats what I decided, on the couch under the Monet one evening in January.  Jeb had just retired for the night and I was fee...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a glove compartment

A GLOVE COMPARTMENT What it really boils down to is that Ive been trying to clean out this glove compartment for so long now, and Im honestly not sure when Ill be done. Ive made progress, I gu...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a story for children

A STORY FOR CHILDREN In this world that Im thinking of there are men that speak out of their hats and vole-creatures that fit into tiny bowls, mostly ceramic but not excluding an occasional piece...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST